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Apr 6-12, 2011
By Chuck Shepherd
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DIRTY, FILTHY ART charged with attempting to rob December in Burlington, Iowa, to
A 200-exhibit installation on the Fun 4 All comic-book store five years in prison for one
the history of dirt and filth and in Southfield, Mich., with a crime, but still pending is his
their importance in our lives homemade bomb (that looked August 2010 arrest for shop-
opened in a London gallery in realistic but turned out to be lifting at Westland Mall, which
harmless) and presenting a list of ended with Davis passed out
COVER STORY March, featuring the ordinary
(dust), the educational (a video the specific collectors’ merchan- after making a crime-scene boo-
44-45, 47-48 tribute to New York’s Fresh Kills dise (not money) he wanted. boo in his pants. (2) Michael
landfill, at one time the world’s After the clerk balked at the Trias, 20, was arrested in March
demands, the robber relented, in Mesa, Ariz., after a botched
LISTINGS largest), the medical (vials of
historic, nasty-looking secretions paid cash for a few of the items residential burglary. According to
THIS JUST IN...6 from cholera victims) and the on the list, and left. When arrest- police, Trias had come in through
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT…22 artistic (bricks fashioned from ed later, he called the incident a a window but had landed in a
feces gathered by India’s Dalits, “social experiment.” clothes basket made of PVC and
CONCERTS…24-25 -- Timothy James Chapek, 24, netting, and become entangled.
who hand-clean latrines). Dirt
THEATER…37 may worry us as a society, said was charged with burglary in His flailing attempts to free him-
AGENDA…40, 43, 46, 49 the exhibit’s curator, but we have March after he broke into a self alerted the homeowner.
house in Portland, Ore., and took
SPEAK & SEE…55 learned that we “need bits of it
a shower. Unknown to him, the THE WEIRDO-AMERICAN
and, guiltily, secretly, we are COMMUNITY
resident was in another part of
MUSIC sometimes drawn to it.” Capping
the exhibit, leaning against a the house and came, with his two Salt Lake County (Utah) cor-
MUSIC ON THE MENU…18 German shepherds and a gun, to rections officer Robert Monson,
wall, was what appeared at a
confront Chapek through the 38, was charged in December
ALBUM REVIEWS…19 distance to be an ordinary broom
closed bathroom door, while with having sex with a female he
CHARTS…19 but whose handle was studded
calling 911. Fearing the dogs and had met while she was in lockup.
with diamonds and pearls.
THE MISERY JACKALS...20 the gun, Chapek simultaneously According to the woman, the
NEWS THAT SOUNDS LIKE dialed 911 himself, begging that couple’s trysts were not impeded
STAGE & SCREEN A JOKE officers come quickly and arrest
him. (Chapek, later released on
by her ankle monitor, which
Monson insisted was “sexy.” (In
MOVIE REVIEW…29 (1) The manager of the Chan- bond, was re-arrested two days fact, shortly after the monitor
nel Islands Co-operative store in later in Chehalis, Wash., while, was removed, the relationship
RALPHIE REPORT…33 the British territory of Jersey according to police, loading ended.) (2) A 50-year-old man
STARSTRUCK…33 acknowledged to BBC News in shoplifted goods into a stolen was charged with indecent expo-
NEPATIZED!...34 November that a shopper’s com- car.) sure near Yakima, Wash., in
NOVEL APPROACH…37 plaint was justified and that March when he jumped in front
refunds would be made. The GREAT ART! of a woman, genitals exposed,
STAGE…38 customer believed she had been -- In February, a New York but otherwise dressed in a diver’s
overcharged by about five City gallery began offering class- wet suit, mask and bright orange
FOOD & FASHION pounds (about $8) because, while
weighing fruits and vegetables,
es in “anthropomorphic taxider- gloves.
NEWS OF THE WEIRD…9 the clerk had been leaning over
my,” described as a “Victorian
hobby” in which mouse carcasses A NEWS OF THE WEIRD
STYLE FILES...50 so that her breasts accidentally are not only meticulously cleaned CLASSIC (MARCH 1991)
MOOSEUM...52 increased pressure on the scale. and stuffed, but outfitted in hand- India’s legal system is noto-
BUT THEN AGAIN...52 (2) Britain’s Border Agency made miniature 19th-century riously among the world’s most
announced the firing of an im- clothing, such as bloomers. Brit- leisurely paced. In December
MYSTERY MOUTH...53 migration officer in January. The ish practitioners are said to have (1990) in New Delhi, four men
DISH...54 man had apparently turned sour created elaborate scenes featur- (ages 82, 71, 63 and 62) were
TELL US...54 on his marriage, and while his ing scores of the costumed bod- acquitted of accusations that they
THE GAMER...64 wife was on holiday with her ies. Class instructor Susan Jeiven defrauded a government-run
family in Pakistan, he quietly said the mice have to look “clas- transport company by buying
added her name to the terrorist
MISC. list of people not allowed into the
sy.” “I don’t like rogue taxider-
my.”
bogus motor parts. The men had
been charged with the crime in
MOTORHEAD…62 country. -- Scottish artist Jane Forbes, 1955 (when they were, respec-
SORRY MOM & DAD...62 POLICE BLOTTER
47, won the “Shoe Is Art” com- tively, 47, 36, 28 and 27 years
petition in Dundee in late 2010 old), and the trial began in 1957.
SCOOTER GIRL...63 -- Tough Guys: (1) In Houston with a work (“Ad Infinitum”) Hearings continued, off and on,
SIGN LANGUAGE…65 in February, Christopher Hard- that a University of Dundee for 33 years before Judge V.B.
SHOW US SOME SKIN…67 ing, 23, was sentenced to three spokesman called “awe-inspir- Gupta concluded in December
WEEKENDER MAN…77 years in prison for beating up his ing.” Forbes painted (and pho- that the government had failed to
mother (who is disabled and tographed) the same pair of shoes prove its case. W
WEEKENDER MODEL…78 requires a caretaker) and yanking every day for 66 consecutive
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ON THE COVER Beach, Calif., in February, police
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differences in her “mood” would Weird Pro Edition? Every
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While that continuity is partially
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Strokes’ new slant


band and real proof of their talent
as artists.
From the mellow synth-
Indie rockers The Strokes well. pop sound of “Games” to
are back with “Angles,” an “Angles” opens with “Machu the raw noise and energy of
ambitious effort that celebrates Picchu,” a song whose mix of “Metabolism,” The Strokes
the band’s return from a long dub beats and ’80s pop sounds have created a masterpiece with
hiatus and also gives their fans sets the tone for the entire album: “Angles.” They draw equally
a glimpse of that which may Expect the unexpected. The from past influences as well as
be yet to come. While in many Strokes really are all over the contemporary ones, and have
ways it is still as energetic and place on this album, sometimes managed to create an album
rebellious as their earlier work, sounding as though they’ve that in years to come may get
“Angles” also shows some written a song for The Cure
as much acclaim and credit as
maturity and growth, as well as (“Two Kinds of Happiness“) or
a willingness to experiment with Billy Joel (“Gratisfaction”), and, their debut album did nearly a
new sounds and styles. However, every so often, for themselves decade ago. While The Strokes
unlike many other artists, this (“Under Cover of Darkness”). can hardly still be considered the
experimentation is not done However, despite the fact that latest thing, “Angles” reminds
just for the sake of doing so, the band is playing with so critics and fans that the band still
but instead is an inspired and many different things (and in so has a few cards to play.
calculated exploration of the little time) on “Angles,” they’ve . W W W W 1/2 The Strokes
different types of music that The managed to create a sense of -- Michael Irwin “Angles”
Strokes are capable of making continuity throughout the album. Weekender Correspondent

while the band has the potential to do passion and fire it had when it didn’t
something great with that, more often have acts like Bad Religion and Rancid
than not, it seems that they are making opening for them.
noise simply for the sake of making The album picks up right where
noise, and the music is more style than “Appeal to Reason” left off with radio-
friendly, hard-rock songs instead of fist
it is substance. The twosome’s latest
pumping anthems.
album, “Raven in the Grave,“ is an aptly “Disparity by Design,” “Broken
named piece that is at times haunting and Mirrors” and “A Gentleman’s Coup” are
mesmerizing, but overall it is repetitive, better than any modern-rock tune on the
dry and easily forgettable. radio now; the band fuses catchy and
While the album gets off to a strong memorable choruses with strong lyrics,
start with “Recharge & Revolt,” with its however, it gets mundanely repetitive.
bit of rockabilly-styled flair that seems to One thing Rise Against did stay true
to was sticking strong political messages
be the beginning of something exciting.
Rise Against into its songs. The album touches on
However, that energy is soon lost, and everything from Hurricane Katrina to the
“Endgame”
Raveonettes the listener is treated to track after track lack of concern for the future of America.
“Raven in the Grave” of the same droning vocals and distorted W W 1/2 The deepest song is “Make it Stop
(September’s Children),” which is in
W W 1/2 instrumentation before finally closing
with “My Time’s Up,” which sounds like A disappointing reference to the suicides of homosexuals
last September.
A lifeless ‘Rave’ the closing slow dance at a senior prom
for the undead. game The two standout tracks are the slowest
on the entire record: “Wait For Me”
Consistency within an album can During “Architects,” the opening and “This is Letting Go.” With a solo
be good, however lack of variety and track of Rise Against’s recent release, guitar that leads into the full band, the
While the Raveonettes may not be
creativity is not, and “Raven in the “Endgame,” lead singer Tim McIlrath melodic ideas showcase each musician’s
a familiar name to everyone, almost Grave” definitely falls into the latter sings all about how disappointing it is songwriting ability.
everyone has heard where their music category. If readers are looking for an when someone loses a passion they had “Endgame” makes a boring full listen.
comes from. The Danish duo combines album to put on in order to fill up empty for something they once loved. One may If you’re looking for a new manifestation
the noise and emotion of ’90s alternative space and put themselves into a trance, interpret this as McIlrath singing about of Rise Against, “Endgame” will
with the simplicity and purity of ’50s and then “Raven in the Grave” is that album his band. disappoint you, but if you revel in the
When Rise Against was younger, it clean emotion that this band has always
’60s rock ’n’ roll, occasionally creating — those looking for something energetic played aggressive punk music. Now, brought, this record is for you.
a sound that is so full and rich that it and new best look elsewhere. after combining its previous release
becomes hard to believe that the songs -- Michael Irwin “Appeal to Reason,” with “Endgame,” -- Matt Morgis
are made by just two people. However, Weekender Correspondent it’s clear the band lost a little of the Weekender Intern
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a hard time returning to I ended up going to Akron Willy C.” or Serna’s “Pirate Fresh
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Larry the Cable Guy: April 14, 7:30 Mahavishnu Project: May 14 Goosepimp Orchestra, Wisebird,
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p.m., $18 Mifflin Ave., Scranton). Meet and 30, 6 p.m., $10 Thenewdeal: May 5, 8:30 p.m.
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Main St., Stroudsburg) Thursday, April 7 at 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA Steve Aoki: April 9, 9 p.m.
Ke$ha: April 13, 8 p.m.
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Than Me,” as well as “Please Don’t Go” and “Bow Chicka Axwell: April 23, 9 p.m.
Pa. Newsboys: April 10, 7 p.m.
Wow Wow,” which features Lil Wayne. Phone: 814.865.5555 Lupe Fiasco: April 24-25, 8 p.m.
Trans-Siberian Orchestra: May 20, 8
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James Blunt / Christina Perri: April Harddrive Live Tour: April 30, 6:30 p.m.
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Monaghan star in the thriller ‘Source Code.’

A well-thought-out ride
discovered that the final eight train, Gyllenhaal’s Stevens has
minutes of life are recorded become smitten by the good-
on the brain’s hard drive. By natured soul and naturally
aspires to save her from her fate.

A
accessing the Chicago-bound
soldier awakens in the his situation, he is caught in relies on tight, well-scripted businessman’s mind, Rutledge While not on the level of
body of a complete the massive blast of a terrorist character interaction to fill the is able to send Stevens to the “Inception,” writer Ben Ripley’s
stranger aboard a train bomb aboard the train. After the gaps that might otherwise be disaster-bound train with eight story is a well-thought-out piece
bound for Chicago. While trying blast incinerates the train and stuffed with needless action minutes to find the bomb and of science fiction that succeeds
to make sense of the situation, all aboard it, Stevens awakens or plot twists. This unique the bomber. While they cannot in keeping the interest of the
the entire train is engulfed in a hanging upside down in a small factor, not the normal operating do anything for the passengers audience with a combination of
horrific explosion. Welcome to capsule. A video screen flickers procedure for an action film, onboard the doomed train, they great acting and great writing.
the “Source Code.” to life and Lt. Goodwin (Vera allows for a finished product hope to avert another bombing The film carefully traverses the
Jake Gyllenhaal portrays Farmiga) is waiting for answers. with so many elements of been by the same forces. Thus, minefield of the current political
Colter Stevens, a U.S. While formulaic in many there, seen that to really deliver Stevens is sent back repeatedly climate with its terrorist attack
helicopter pilot in Afghanistan regards, “Source Code” is not on several different levels. as he tries to find as many clues and Afghanistan War plotlines.
currently involved in his third content to sit back on its laurels. The film’s four main leads — as possible before his inevitable By relying on the deft touch
tour of duty. It suffices to say In this case, those laurels are Gyllenhaal, Farmiga, Michelle demise. of subtlety, it is able to make
that unless you are Stevens, a top-flight cast and a release Monaghan and Jeffrey Wright The last piece of the puzzle a statement about the horrors
awakening in the body of a date several weeks ahead of the — all display superb chops comes in the form of the lovely of war without any glaringly
Chicago-bound businessman blockbuster film releases. When in scene after scene of tightly and talented Monaghan. As obvious chest pounding, and
is enough to shake just about the credits roll, it is that cast that cropped dramatics. Christina, Monaghan is the it even goes a step further by
anyone — even a war hero makes all of the difference for Wright, one of the more under coworker/romantic interest of pulling ever so slightly on both
with arguably one of the moviegoers. appreciated actors alive today, the poor individual that becomes the patriotic and hope strings as
manliest names ever created. With a script that could brings to life the character of the the shell for Stevens. Within well. And just as the characters
Unfortunately, before he can readily be adapted from a stage source code project pioneer, Dr. the course of several return learn, one can always benefit
even make complete sense of production, “Source Code” Rutledge. It was Rutledge that trips to the disaster-bound from the right amount of both.

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A Leadership
growing schedule of book sign- a look at the people and controversies of NEPA.
ings, Luck will appear at Barnes nearly 300 footnotes with evi-
& Noble in downtown Wilkes-
Barre this Friday, April 8 from 6-8
“I think a lot of this dence from official documents
and interviews from all sides of

Lackawanna project p.m. and next Friday, April 15


from 6-9 p.m. at Borders in Dick-
son City.
local stuff gets
ignored.”
the issues. He said the book
wasn’t meant to reflect his per-
sonal opinions, rather his in-
“When you look closely and tellectual opinions, and he wanted
locally, there’s a lot of interesting Author Kenny Luck to offer up questions to readers as
things going on that you can apply a way to get them thinking. As

April 12th at the Scranton


reason and abstract thinking to,” another means of trying to change
Luck said. “It kind of yields an the way of thinking in NEPA,
interesting subject to look into.” and no corruption, people need to Luck will also be hosting a new
Covering a variety of topics become more intellectually hon- radio show on WFTE FM (80.3

Cultural Center such as former Bishop Joseph


Martino, gas drilling in the north-
ern tier of Pennsylvania and
est with themselves and start
changing their views. He said he
wanted the book to be provocative
FM and 107.5 FM) Sunday morn-
ings from 11 a.m.-noon.
With the book signings coming
WILK radio host Steve Corbett, in order to get people talking. quickly, Luck said he would like
“NEPATIZED!” deals with the And according to Luck, it al- not only those who agree with his
Bid on an array of services- from portrait people and controversies of NE-
PA, and, according to Luck, how
ready has people talking.
Dropped by his first publisher
opinions to come to the signings,
but also those who disagree with
things can change. Partially — who Luck did not want to him, as he is always up for a good
sittings to private cooking classes or fueled by personal disgust at
issues such as corruption and
name — because they didn’t want debate. And while he said he will
to take on a project like this, Luck stay modest about how well the
nepotism in the area, Luck said he said he has also been taking a lot book does, he hopes that people
purchase jewelry, sculptures, paintings wanted the book to focus on a few
fairly current issues that have
of heat from family members,
friends and professionals because
do pick it up.
“It does concern all of us in the

and more! brought negative publicity to the


area as a way to open reader’s eyes
to a progressive way of thinking.
the book discusses a lot of public
figures. But this hasn’t deterred
area — what we do affects one
another. If you want to face reality
Luck from going through with the here, then read the book.” W
“I thought they were pretty publishing.
much the most important events “I think a lot of this local stuff
that happened,” he said. “They’re gets ignored,” he said. “They
Wine tasting, hors d’oeuvres and live certainly some of the most well
known — some of them have
don’t want to hear it, but these are
the facts. I’m not trying to be
“NEPATIZED!” book signing
with author Kenny Luck, Fri.,
been national news. And I think negative, I’m just being very April 8, 6-8 p.m., Barnes &
music all for a great cause! they’re really the events that have
come to define the area in a not so
critical and abrasive.”
Despite the opposition he has
Noble (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre) & Fri., April 15, 6-9 p.m.,
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there to be a good government the book as of yet, as it includes
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from a gloomy and dilapidated
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PLAYHOUSE • “Peter Pan:” May 6-15. yet come to understand the ways
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, of the Brotherhood. He finds
reservations: 570.342.9707, himself alienated from the other
www.actorscircle.org) SCRANTON CULTURAL students, many who are full of
• “Heaven Can Wait:” May 13-15, cynicism and scarred by leather
20-22. The unlikely story of a
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boxer taken to heaven before his
presents: students is well written in large
time who comes back as a murdered
banker. THE LIMELIGHT PLAYERS • “Monty Python’s Spamalot:” April respect to Holohan’s own experi-
(570.814.6790) 8-10, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., sun., ence with Catholic school. Both
1 & 6 p.m., $37-$59. corporal punishment and the
• 8-Week Musical Theatre Workshop:
• Mammoth Follies puppet show: trauma that ensued were aspects
THE HOUDINI MUSEUM Focuses on solo-singing, dance,
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scene-writing and confidence build- “The Brothers’ Lot”
THEATER • Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 8, as a student in a school similar
ing. Call Miss Kim or e-mail Starlit- By Kevin Holohan to Meager Means.
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SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
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• “Love, Sex, and the I.R.S.:” April
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• Moliere’s “Tartuffe:” April 8-9, Weekender Correspondent
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Barre, 570.208.5825) On one occasion during class
UNIVERSITY PLAYERS by Three Witches Productions.

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• Kenneth Pickering’s adaptation of n Kevin Holohan’s debut one of the Brothers discusses
Chaucer’s “Some Canterbury Tales:” (Lemmond Theater at Walsh Hall, novel, “The Brothers’ Lot,” their founder, Venerable Saor-
April 13-16. $10 GA, $5 students/se- 570.674.6400, www.misercorida.edu/ the pious and rebellious seach O’Rahilly, an Irish priest
niors. theartsandmore) THE UNIVERSITY OF collide in order to bring forward the Brotherhood is using every
• Evening of One Act Plays: April • “The Drowsy Chaperone:” April SCRANTON a satire of dysfunction, sadness, last effort to push towards can-
26-28, 7:30 p.m., Students direct, 7-9, 8 p.m., $5 adults, $3 seniors/ and guilty laughs in the crum- onization. “There was no such
students. (Royal Theatre of the McDade Center
produce and perform one-act plays. bling post-World War II setting levity. The whole thing induced
for Literary and Performing Arts)
$1. of Dublin, Ireland. in the boys a torporous waking
• “Rent:” April 14-17, 8 p.m., $5-$10.
• Brown Bag Theatre Series: April The novel depicts young stu- coma, a viscous thickening of
• The Taiwan Bangzi Opera “Bond”
27, 29, 12:10 p.m., April 28, 12:40 p.m. MUSIC BOX PLAYERS adaptation of Shakespeare’s “The
dents at the Brothers of Godly time that sapped all energy and
Features one-act plays. Free. (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: Coercion School for Young light from them and their imme-
Merchant of Venice:” April 15, 7:30 Boys of Meager Means. An diate surroundings.” The young
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p.m. at Monarch Court. Proceeds help www.musicbox.org) required. “Bond” will feature 40 known as the Brotherhood con- on a daily basis, see the Broth-
fund theater students’ annual trip to • “The Wedding Singer:” May 6-8, performers and a live orchestra. Call trols the Roman Catholic sec- erhood’s hypocrisy in desiring
Stratford Shakespeare Theatre 12-15, 19-22.
Festival in Stratford, Ontario, Canada. 570.344.1111 for info. ondary institution like a well- O’Rahilly’s sainthood not for the
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Project’s reading of John O’Hara’s
(in old movie theater at Wyoming • “A Mid-Summer Nights Dream:” novel are by no means angels. middle class. But, the corruption
“The Champagne Pool:” April 14, 7
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way, and she directs them in the with each other often to change glish, and we had to really figure Effects • Drums
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BENEFITS / CHARITY Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.BOWL, Praise The Roof, a Battle- Wyoming Valley Children’s d’oeuvres, wine, two films and
www.chackosfamilybowlingcen- of-the-Church-Bands Bene- Association (570.288.4350) desserts by Epicurean delight. Call
EVENTS ter.com) events: fit for Monroe County Hab- • 5K Run and Kids Fun Run: April to RSVP.
itat For Humanity April 30, 6 27, 6 p.m. Race begins at River
6th annual “Taste of the Community Worship Bible p.m. at The Sherman Theater (524 Commons Millennium Circle and Entertainment Unlimited
Valley,” April 28, 5:30-8 p.m. at Church (1019 Wood St., Scranton) Main St., Stroudsburg). $10. runs through Kirby Park. Post-race Events:
Fiorelli’s (Main Ave., Peckville). bash and happy hour Rodano’s on • Blast from the Past: April 9,
Features nearly 30 area restaurants Domestic Violence Service Premiere Prom Dress Drive Public Square, Wilkes-Barre for race doors 5 p.m., dinner 6 p.m., dancing
and caterers, basket raffles and two Center April 17, 6-8 p.m., Premiere Tanning participants, supporters and friends 7-11:30 p.m., St. Mary’s Center (320
auctions. $15 adults, $5 kids 12- in (www.domesticviolenceservice.org, (Gateway Shopping Center, Edwards- of WVCA from 7-9 p.m. Mifflin Ave., Scranton). Features The
advance, $20 at door. All proceeds 570.823.6799) ville). Receive a week of free tan- • 19th Annual Walk-a-thon: April 30, Poets & Frankie & The Corvettes,
benefit The Geneva School, the only ning with donation, no damaged 10 a.m. at WVCA building in Forty The Everly Bros., The Paramounts &
classical Christian school in NEPA. DuPont Lions Club merch accepted, no dress sold for Fort. Family-friendly post-walk party The Fortunes, Dani-elle, cash bar.
For info or tickets, call more than $20, shoes/handbags $5. immediately after for all participa- $37.50/person, $75 couples. Call
570.489.7620 or visit www.geneva- Fight for Air Walk June 4, 10 Call 570.714.1723 for info. nts. 800.830.7463 for reservations.
school.org. a.m., King’s College Betzler Field, • Oldies Rock ’n’ Roll Revival: April
ages 8+, walk the dry or water- Riley’s Road to Recovery 16, doors 5 p.m., dinner 6 p.m.,
All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Din- sprinkler route. Features compli- April 30, noon-6 p.m., Wright Town- EVENTS dancing 7-11 p.m. at Genetti Manor
ner Fundraiser April 9, 4-7 p.m. mentary lunch post walk at Mohe- ship Fire Hall (477 S. Main Road, (1505 Main St., Dickson City). Fea-
at Parsons Primitive Methodist gan Sun. RSVP by April 14. Call Mountain Top). Features raffles, Annual Spring Craft Show tures The Cadillacs, Mike Sperazza,
Church (193 Austin Ave., Wilkes- 570.823.2212 or visit www.lungin- Chinese auctions, entertainment, April 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Dallas High Jack Vitale & Dani-elle, The Fab 3
Barre). $8 adults, $4 children 8- fo.org/wbwalk for info. bake sale, more. $7 adults, $5 School Gym (2000 Conyngham Ave., Plus One and cash bar. $35. Call
under, take-outs available after 3 12-under. Benefits Riley Daniel Dallas). Features variety of crafts, 800.830.7463 for reservations.
p.m., walk-ins welcome. All proceeds Longaberger Basket Bingo Schmidt, who was born with End vendors, baked goods, more. Limit-
benefit Osterhout Free Library. Call April 16, noon. Features food, 50/50, Stage Renal Disease. Call ed vendor spots, $35. Call First Presbyterian Church
570.822.4660 for info. Chinese auction. Tickets $25 for 20 631.680.3874 for info. 570.881.0276 for info. of Clarks Summit (300 School
regular games and five specials, St., 570.586.6306, www.fpccs.org)
American Heart Associ- proceeds benefit Crohns and Colitis Safe Haven Dog Rescue Asbury United Methodist ❏ Arts at First Presbyterian, free,
ation Foundation of America. Call Bri- (www.SafeHavenPa.org, Safe- Church (720 Delaware St., Scran- but donations accepted. Call or visit
gette, 570.225.1071 for tickets/info. Haven@epix.net) ton, 570.343.1035) website for info.
American Lung Association • Hoagie Sale: every third Thurs. • Mainstreet Brass Quintet: April 10
• Complimentary luncheon for Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH, Shine a Light for Autism $4, includes chips. Call to place
“Fight for Air Walk:” April 14, noon-1 www.wishgreaterpa.org) events: through April 30, New Story (1150 orders, pick up in church kitchen 11 Hunlock Creek Volunteer
p.m., Mohegan Sun at Pocono • Race for Wishes derby cele- Wyoming Ave., Wyoming). Blue- a.m.-2 p.m. Fire Co. (1114 Main Rd., Hunlock
Downs (1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.) bration: April 8, 7-10 p.m. at Mohe- colored 60-watt bulbs, $3. Call Creek, 570.256.3713) events:
free and open to public. Participa- gan Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 570.714.2350 for info. Chinchilla Hose Company • The Cactus Jack Band: April 9, 9
nts will be instructed on how to Route 315, Plains Twp.). The evening (Shady Lane Rd., 570.586.5726, p.m.-1 a.m., doors 8 p.m., $8, 21+.
start a team, raise funds and how of racing, cocktails and contenders SPCA of Luzerne County www.chcfire.net) Buy cup for $10 to drink all night.
to have a successful team in the benefits Make-A-Wish Foundation. (524 E. Main St., Plains Twp., • Annual Pizza Sale: every Fri. Proceeds benefit fire co.
walk. $85/person includes three hours of 570.825.4111) through Lent. Red, white and white
open bar and five food stations. broccoli square pizza available. The Junior League of
Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Fran- Kentucky Derby dress encouraged, Spring Fling April 9, 9 a.m.-3 Proceeds benefit the firehouse. Call Scranton
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, features entertainment, raffles, p.m. Salvation Army Gym, Tamaqua. to order or walk-in. • Cinderella’s Closet: April 14 at
www.artsyouniverse.com) auctions. Call 341.9474 or e-mail Vendors include jewelry, handbags, Scranton Cultural Center (420 N.
raceforwishes@comcast.net for info gourmet foods, more. Bake sale, Choral Arts of Luzerne Washington Ave.). Event is to help
Benefit pasta dinner April 9, or to RSVP. 50/50, Chinese auction, proceeds County (www.choralartslc.org) all high school girls have an oppor-
1-6 p.m. at FOP Lodge No. 36 (200 E. benefit Crohns and Colitis Founda- • “Mozart’s Requiem:” April 15, 7:30 tunity to go to the prom in a dress
Division St., Wilkes-Barre). $8 adults, Military Appreciation Day tion of America. Call Brigette, p.m. at St. Stephen’s Episcopal of their choice. $10 admission. Visit
$5 kids 10, includes dinner, dessert, April 9, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Public Square, 570.225.1071 for info. Church, Wilkes-Barre, April 16, 7:30 www.juniorleagueofscranton.org for
beverage, DJ and band, basket Wilkes-Barre, Chinese auction, food, p.m. at Christ Evangelical Lutheran info.
auction, more. Proceeds benefit games. Proceeds benefit 109th Victims Resource Center (71 Church, Conyngham. Visit website
Missy Garbush Schneikart, who is Armory and Special Operations North Franklin St, 570.823.0765, for more info. King’s College: (133 North River
battling breast cancer. Call Warrior Foundation. www.vrcnepa.org) St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or
570.371.8985 for info. • 32nd Annual Mock Rape Trial: Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga www.kings.edu) events:
Operation Empty Arms, for April 6, 6 p.m., at Luzerne County Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, • Cantores Christi Regis Spring
The Boys & Girls Club of Randy and Alicia Conley to Courthouse. Free, seating limited, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar Concert: April 29-30, McCormick
NEPA raise funds for adoption or surroga- reservations required. of events: Campus Ministry Center, free.
cy (operationemptyarms@ya- ❏ Adult Classes:
Celebrity Bartending to hoo.com, 570.239.8401) Volunteers of America (25 N. • Sign Language for Beginners: Misericordia University
celebrate National Humor River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.825.5261) Thurs., April 7, 21, May 12, 26, 6:30- events (www.misericordia.edu,
Month April 14, 5-7 p.m., Angelo Pianist Simone Dinnerstein • Celebrity Dinner: May 4, Genetti’s 7:30 p.m., 16+. $60. 570.674.6372, box office 674.6719):
Bistocchi’s (1120 Wheeler Ave. Scran- benefit concert April 16, 7 p.m., in Wilkes-Barre. Guest speaker: Tim • Sign Language Level 1: Thurs. • Nursing students diaper collec-
ton). Donations benefit Humor Scranton High School (63 Mike Brown. $100 adults, $50 students April 7, 21, May 12, 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m., tion: Through May 6 to benefit
Therapy Fund. Call 570.650.7518 for Munchak Way, Scranton). Free and accompanied by adult. A VIP recep- $50. Angelic Diaper Ministries, Inc. of
info. open to the public, donations ac- tion with Brown planned as silent ❏ Spring 2011 Film Festival, April Dallas. Drop off in the Dept. of
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Chacko’s Family Bowling music programs in Scranton School available. • Opening Night Gala: April 8,
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 40 6:30-8 p.m. St. Peter’s Lutheran Church visitor center, theater and a history ropractic.com).
• Open Computer Lab: Mondays (100 Rock St./Center St., Hugh- museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. Ad- • Run with Doc: Sun. 9-10 a.m. at
of Health Sciences bldg. or Banks and Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m., Saturday estown) mission to museum complex in- Lake Scranton. Jog around Lake
Student Life Center lobby. For info, 1-4 p.m. • Poppy seed & nut roll sale: cludes all tours: $7 adults / $6 Scranton with Dr. Andrew Rivera.
call 674.6474 or visit www.miser- ❏ Spring Fundraiser: May 21, 6 p.m. $7.50/role, order by April 10 to senior citizens / $2 children ages Visit Website for info.
icordia.edu/nursing. at The Westmoreland Club (S. Fran- Carol, 570.654.1849 or Ruth, 6-12.
• “Voyage to India,” a presentation klin St., Wilkes-Barre). Theme is 654.1549. Pick up April 20, noon-4 Core Chiropractic Center (180
by Sujata Nair-Mulloth: April 12, James Bond 007. Guests will be p.m. United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
noon, McGowan Room of Bevevino asked to dress in Bond-inspired LEARNING 570.718.1672)
Library. Free and open to the pub- attire, and entertainment, food and The University of Scranton • Why Detox, How to Lose 9 lbs in
lic, features displays and Indian drinks will invoke the classic ele- events: A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre 9 days: April 12, 6 p.m., free dinner.
food. Call 674.6225 for info. gance that is James Bond. Music ❏ Schemel Forum — session fees Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) Reservations required, seating
• “The History of Ricketts Glen provided by Group du Jour. Tickets vary and reservations are required. • Mom and Me art classes: every limited to 20 people. Call to re-
State Park:” April 16, 7 p.m., free are $150/person. There will be a Space is limited and registrations Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes suppli- serve.
and open to public, light reception raffle for a James Bond 007 adven- accepted on a first-come, first- es. Sign up 24 hours in advance,
afterwards, call to register. ture to London; tickets for the served basis. Call 941.7816 or e-mail call to register. Dance Contours (201 Bear
raffle $25 and available at library, fetskok2@scranton.edu to register Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre,
Mount Airy Casino Resort winner need not be present at gala. • “The Physical Development of Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai 570.208.0152, www.dancecon-
• Signature Sunday Jazz Brunch: is being done in conjunction with the Bible from Hebrew Scroll Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: tours.com)
every Sun., 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $24.95. the event. Gala tickets include free through Victorian Family Bible:” 570.829.2707) • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyr-
Includes brunch and live music by raffle ticket. Visit website for more Tues., through April 14, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing classes. Tuesdays, Thurs- ical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
Marko Marcinko. info. with Michael Knies, associate pro- days, 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese • Children/teen classes in ballet,
fessor and Special Collections li- Martial Art open hand and weapons tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a
Myrtle Street UM Church Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. brarian at the university. sets. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30 funky form of dance developed by
(840 Harrison Ave., Scranton, (344 Pond Hill Mtn. Rd., Wapwallo- p.m. Class covers Chinese style Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic
570.346.9911, 342.5308) events: pen, 570.379.3144) events: West Wyoming Hose Co. (926 theories, concepts and applications. Jazz Technique with the styles of
• Spring Craft Fair: April 9, 10 • Breakfast buffet/Chinese Auction: Shoemaker Ave.) “Sport” fighting concepts explained street dance and hip hop.
a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. April 10, 8 a.m.-noon, Take-outs • First annual unbaked pizza sale: and practiced. • Zumba classes for adults: Tues.,
available. Fri. during Lent, 4-7 p.m. $10 each, 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
The NEPA Miners: (www.nepa- call 570.301.8329 or 693.1811 to order. Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 • Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
miners.com or 570.604.4438) Rabies Clinic & Nail Clip- N. Main Ave., Scranton,
• Tryouts: April 16, 11:30 a.m., River- ping April 9, 9-11 a.m. at Bunker Hill Wilkes-Barre Barbershop 570.963.0500) Danko’s Core Wrestling
front Sports, Scranton. See website Veterinary Clinic (Route 107, Facto- Harmony Society events: • Self-Defense Class taught by Strength Training Camp
for info. ryville), sponsored by Endless Moun- • 59th Annual Concert “Thanks for Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
tains Animal League and Dr. Michele the Memories:” April 16, 7:30 p.m., Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. • Three months: Begins week of
Nicholson Fire Company (PO Zajac. $6 for rabies shots, $5 for Wyoming Area High School. $15-$20. • Traditional Weapons Class, every April 9-16, four sessions/week, fea-
Box 425, Nicholson, 570.687.1203) nail clipping. All animals must be Call 570.709.3716, 696.3385 or Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. tures two clinics, two core strength.
• 3rd Annual Gun Bash: April 16, on leash or caged and under con- 287.2476 for tickets. 4 sessions/week. Increase power,
6-10 p.m., donation $20, all-you-can- trol. Bring certificate of most recent Back Mountain Martial Arts speed and agility. Group discounts,
eat pizza and wings + beverages, rabies vaccination, if available. Call Center & Mountaintop Kar- coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff.
21+. Chance to win variety of guns, 570.945.3319 for info. HISTORY ate Center Visit website or call Larry Danko at
raffles, door prizes, and games. For more info, call either location, 570.825.5989 for info.
• “Vineyards by the Viaduct:” May Rummage Sale April 8, 10 Electric City Trolley Mu- Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave.,
14, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., pre-sale tickets $15, a.m.-6 p.m., April 9, 9 a.m.-noon. at seum and Coal Mine Tour 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Downtown Arts at Arts
all proceeds benefit NFD. Features Unity (140 S. Grant St., Wilkes-Barre). (Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590) Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
arts, crafts and other vendors. Sat. is Bonus Bag Day, $1/bag. If Museum open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
able to donate items, please bring Trolley excursions run Wednesday • Instruction in Traditional Karate, syouniverse.com)
Northern Tier Symphony by April 6. If interested in helping through Sunday 10:30 a.m., 12 p.m., Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back • Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit:
Orchestra (570.289.1090) or for more info, call 570.814.0213 or 1:30 p.m. and 3 p.m. Trolley rides $10 Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry,
• Inaugural Concert: April 9, 8 p.m., 824.7722. adults, $9 seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. paper mache, bead making, more.
Tunkhannock Middle School (200 The mine is open daily 10 a.m. to 4 (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., $15, includes supplies. For info or to
Franklin Ave., Tunkhannock). Featur- Scranton Cultural Center p.m. Tours run hourly, $8 adults, Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. register, call 817.0176.
ing several Juilliard graduates. Call (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages 3-12. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, • Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance:
for tickets/info. Meet the conductor • Thursday Talks: Pets: April 7, 6 Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun- Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermedi-
reception before show, admission is p.m., 4th floor. $6. Lycoming County Historical taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. ate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call
$25 donation to NTS, features wine, • Dinner at the Theatre: April 8, 6 Society Thomas T. Taber 343.2033 for info.
beer and hors d’oeuvres. p.m., 2nd floor, $25, featuring cater- Museum (858 W. Fourth St., Beauty Lies Within School • Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs.,
ing by Larry Nicolais, Jr. Williamsport, 570.326.3326, www.ly- of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8
The Osterhout Free Library • How to Build a Storm: The coming.org/lchsmuseum) Wilkes-Barre, 570.793.5757, sl.beau- p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info.
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes- Weather Show: May 9-11, 10 a.m., 4th • “The Covered Bridges of Lycom- tylieswithin@gmail.com). Hours by • Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30
Barre, www.osterhout.info, floor. $7. ing County:” April 14, 10 a.m., free appointment, free sample appoint- p.m. Pre-registration required. Call
570.823.0156, ext. 217) and open to public. ment offered. Call or e-mail for 553.2117 for info.
• Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., St. Michael’s Church (corner • Annual Business Meeting/Volun- details. • African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m.
5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. of Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, teer Recognition: May 1, 5:30 p.m., Traditional African moves with jazz
• Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8 570.457.2875) $35/person, reservations required. Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate and hip-hop. $10, registration re-
p.m. Pick from selected games or • Pierogie sale: order by April 8, Dinner program, business/election Lessons, playing time for regular quired, call 212.9644 or visit hip-
bring your own. pick up April 12, 2-5 p.m., $5/dozen. meeting and “Architectural Gems games and tournaments. Jewish bodysoul.com for info.
• ESL basic computer classes: April Call Mary 586.2632, Sandra 457.9280 Unnoticed in Williamsport” presenta- Community Center (River Street,
9, 16, 30, 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Classes or church hall 457.2875 to order. tion. Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at Downtown Dojo Karate A-
limited to 10 people, call 821.1959 to 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
register. St. Michael’s Ukrainian Or- Steamtown National Histor- 570.823.5957. Barre, 570.262.1778)
• Computer Classes for English as thodox Church (540 N. Main ic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: Offering classes in traditional kar-
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a Second Language: Saturdays 10:15 Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, Carbondale Chiropractic ate, weapons and self defense.
a.m.-12:15 p.m. • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 www.nps.gov/stea) Center (267 Brooklyn St.,
• Board Game Night: Mondays, a.m.-5 p.m. • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, 570.282.1240, www.carbondalechi- SEE AGENDA, PAGE 46
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011

Inside Kevin’s Bar & Restaurant in Kingston.

Best New
Restaurant

It’s a real honor,” says Kevin Boylan, owner of Kevin’s Bar &
Restaurant in Kingston, of winning. “It shows that we’re obvi-
ously making an impression on the local restaurant scene.”
Kevin’s opened in September and features a menu ranging from
steak and oysters to chicken parmesan and spaghetti and meatballs.
With a cocktail lounge upstairs, a bar downstairs and private rooms
for parties, Boylan says the building has a great vibe and is a real fun
atmosphere.
As for their plaque, Boylan knows right where to put it.
“We want to hang it right where you come in so everyone will see
it.”

Winning in NEPA
RUNNER-UP: Mizu
-- M.B.

the people and places they Sun at Pocono Downs. DJ


love in Northeastern Penn- Freckletone will be spinning,
sylvania. and your winners will be win-
By Christine Moua & Marie Burrell always been about winning.
This issue is just the first ning — hopefully a little bet-
Weekender Interns Well, winners, actually, be-
step in celebrating this year’s ter than Mr. Sheen.
cause it’s time to announce the
winners — join us Wednes- Here are your Readers’

T
he train wreck that is “winning” a national trend, winners of our annual Read-
day, April 6 at 8 p.m. for the Choice 2011 winners, NEPA:
Charlie Sheen may but in our neck of the woods, ers’ Choice poll, which gives
Readers’ Choice Awards party
have made the word the first week of April has our readers a chance to tell us
at Breaker’s inside Mohegan

Best Clothing
Boutique
M
ost little girls loved play- lars, and it’s so much fun playing
ing with Barbie dolls, dress up with them every day.
dressing them up and When my customers walk out of
seeing which pair of shoes and here without spending so much
which handbag matched each money, it makes me so happy.”
outfit. Natalie Wilczynski, owner With the shop open just eight
of Bratty Natty’s in Kingston, did months, Wilczynski was sur-
not expect to be doing just that prised to have won Best Clothing
the rest of her life and loving it. Boutique.
“I love my customers, I love “I am just really grateful to be
seeing people every day, showing compared to so many business-
them the new styles and just es.”
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Natalie Wilczynski, owner of Bratty Natty’s in Kingston. PHOTOS BY ASHLEY GRIES


basically working with people,” RUNNER-UP: Bettie & Co.
says Wilczyncki. “I have a great -- C.M.
customer base. I have my regu-
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011
SUBMITTED BEST CORNER BAR Deli RUNNER-UP: Thai Thai BEST WINGS
PHOTO
Cafe 99 Whiskey Business
RUNNER-UP: Liam’s BEST ICE CREAM BEST FINE DINING RUNNER-UP: Kelly’s Pub.
Hillside Farms Ruth’s Chris Steak House
BEST COLLEGE BAR RUNNER-UP: Manning RUNNER-UP: AuRants BEST BEER
Senunas’ Farm Dairy Miller Lite
RUNNER-UP: Beer Boys BEST CHAIN RES- RUNNER-UP: Coors Light
BEST BAKERY TAURANT
BEST DANCE CLUB Bakery Delite Olive Garden BEST MARTINI SE-
Evolution RUNNER-UP: Sanitary RUNNER-UP: T.G.I. Fri- LECTION
RUNNER-UP: Reflex Bakery day’s Arena Bar and Grill
RUNNER-UP: Cork Bar &
Lou Barletta won for the BEST KARAOKE BEST HOAGIES BEST CHINESE RES- Restaurant
second year in a row. NIGHT TAURANT
Subway

C
ongressman Lou Barletta Old Tyme Charley’s RUNNER-UP: Dagwood’s Peking Chef BEST WINE SELEC-
brings home his second RUNNER-UP: Kildare’s RUNNER-UP: Asian Cafe TION
Readers’ Choice award for Cork Bar & Restaurant
Best Politician, after tying with
BEST BURGERS
BEST BIKE NIGHT Five Guys Burgers & Fries BEST ITALIAN RES- RUNNER-UP: Metro Bar
Wilkes-Barre Mayor Tom
Leighton last year. Outsider’s RUNNER-UP: Red Robin TAURANT and Grill
“I feel very proud, and I’m RUNNER-UP: Damon’s Andy Perugino’s
honored to accept this award BEST HOT DOGS RUNNER-UP: Leggio’s BEST BEER SELEC-
from the Weekender for another
BEST IRISH BAR Abe’s, South Main Street, TION
year,” he says. “The award means Arena Bar and Grill
so much because it was the peo- Kildare’s Wilkes-Barre BEST JAPANESE/
RUNNER-UP: Liam’s RUNNER-UP: Ranch Wag- SUSHI RESTAURANT RUNNER-UP: Metro Bar
ple that made the selection.”
Formerly the mayor of Hazle- on Katana and Grill
ton, Barletta says he still has a BEST ALTERNATIVE RUNNER-UP: Mirakuya
great relationship with the people
LIFESTYLE BAR BEST FRIES BEST STRIP CLUB
of Northeast Pennsylvania and is Gentlemen’s Club 10
thankful for their continued sup- Twist Wendy’s BEST MEXICAN RES-
port. He plans to hang the plaque RUNNER-UP: 12 Penny RUNNER-UP: Five Guys TAURANT RUNNER-UP: Diamond
either in his district office or his Burgers & Fries La Tolteca Club
personal office at home. BEST RESTAURANT RUNNER-UP: Chicano’s
RUNNER-UP: Rep. Phyllis BEST JUKEBOX
Mundy AuRants BEST DINER
RUNNER-UP: Metro Bar BEST SEAFOOD RES- The Bog
-- M.B. Eddie’s Place
and Grill TAURANT RUNNER-UP: Beer Boys
RUNNER-UP: Glider Diner
Cooper’s Seafood House
BEST BAR BEST RESTAURANT BEST DESSERTS RUNNER-UP: Red Lobster BEST DRINK SPE-
Wilkes-Barre Hardware Bar SERVICE CIALS
Friendly’s
RUNNER-UP: Metro Bar Olive Garden BEST STEAKHOUSE Arena Bar and Grill
RUNNER-UP: Olive Gar-
and Grill RUNNER-UP: T.G.I. Fri- Outback RUNNER-UP: Scranton
den
day’s RUNNER-UP: Ruth’s Chris Hardware Bar
BEST NEW BAR BEST VEGETARIAN-
West Side Café BEST DELI/LUNCH BEST PIZZA BEST COFFEE SHOP
FRIENDLY RESTAU-
RUNNER-UP: Mulligan’s Circles on the Square RANT Angelo’s Starbucks
RUNNER-UP: Goldstein’s Eden RUNNER-UP: Pizza Perfect RUNNER-UP: Dunkin Do-
nuts

Best
“I love it!” says Wallace.
“Tattooing is just another form BEST ORIGINAL
of art. I love painting and BAND
drawing, but the skin is just

Tattoo
The Curse of Sorrow
another way to show art. I RUNNER-UP: The Woody
enjoy tattoos more now than I Browns Project
did drawing. I never thought

Artist
that would be the case.”
Wallace, who has only been BEST COVER BAND
in the tattoo industry for 3 1/2 M80
years, was not expecting such RUNNER-UP: Pop Rox
an award.

S
ome people express art “It’s great because it’s the BEST LARGE MUSIC
through painting, draw- voter’s choice,” says Wallace. VENUE
ing and even by gluing “It means a lot to me because I Toyota Pavilion at Montage
random objects together on a haven’t been tattooing for long, Mountain
blank canvas. Rhiannon Wal- and I really appreciate it.”
lace of A Psychic Unicorn, RUNNER-UP: Mohegan
RUNNER-UP: Ron Russo,
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Rhiannon Wallas of A Psychic Unicorn. Sun Arena


who won Best Tattoo Artist, 5-7-0 Tattooing Co.
PHOTO BY ASHLEY GRIES defines art in another way. -- C.M. SEE WINNERS, PAGE 47
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011
AGENDA, FROM PAGE 43 Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs- vation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Wyoming Valley Art League itations. $10 per class.
bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip- Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/
Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 fitnesscamp.com) $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for hour, $120/4-weeks. Call Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly-
a.m.-noon. • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., info. 570.793.3992 for info. dance.com, 570.836.7399)
• Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & NEPA Bonsai Society (Mid- & Dance Center (135 Main St., Lu-
Call for info. 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party way Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, MIND AND BODY zerne)
group training and couples personal Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.mys- • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health
Drawing and Painting Les- training available. pace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly Absolute Pilates with Leslie Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock)
sons: An established realist pain- • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses- meeting last Wed. of every month, (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit,
ter will teach techniques of old sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 7 p.m. at center. Features business www.pilateswithleslie.com) Harris Conservatory for the
masters to serious students, as well p.m. sessions and demonstrations/pro- • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri., Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
as those wishing to enhance skills. • New Year’s Resolution Flab to grams/workshops 9-10 a.m. Private training on the 718.0673)
Private lessons available Fri.-Sun. Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Visit artist’s studio in Wilkes-Barre p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. Northeast Photography along with Pilates mat classes, Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
at no obligation. To schedule, call • Private/Semi-Private sessions Club (www.northeastphotography- stability ball core classes and more. • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya- available, e-mail for info. club.org) meets the first Wed. of Check Website for updates. 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
hoo.com or visit artist’s Website at ∝ each month at 7 p.m., in the boar-
www.artistvs.com. Guitar & Bass Lessons avail- droom of Prime Med (old Wes Awakenings Yoga Studio Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Freedman Building) off Morgan (570.472.3272) gighoopers.com)
Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano, Creek Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 Hwy., (first parking lot on the left, • Gentle Yoga: Tues., 5:30 p.m., • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
Vocals & Recording Les- p.m. $16 per hour. All ages, all just below Allied Complex). Meet- Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). p.m., Harris Conservatory (545
sons, Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music styles of music, beginner through ings cover wide variety of topics $5. Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call
Center & Recording Works, Hazleton. advanced. Bring in a CD and we’ll and features monthly contest, guest • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., 718.0673 to reserve spot.
12 instructors available to teach teach you the songs. We teach: speakers. Membership open to East Mountain Apartments. Free to • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
songs, music theory, reading, song Music Theory, Ear Training, Reading, anyone interested in photography. residents. 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
writing technique and record engi- Song Writing, & Arranging. Develop • Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga Wilkes-Barre) $5.
neering. For more information call Improvisational Skills. Create De- Academy of Northern Mar- Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr.
570.454.6105. mos. Hands-on Workstation. Guitar tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) • Private Meditation Instruction: By Inner Harmony Wellness
& Amp Rental Packages. Gift Certif- Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. appointment. $25/half hr session. Center (Mercy Hospital General
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber- icates. Now Offering Beginner Drum For Health and Defense. Adult & Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave.,
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, Lessons. Call 570.788.4797 for info. Children’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Balance Yoga and Wellness Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.inner-
www.everhart-museum.org) Sat. First class is Free. Walk-Ins (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, King- harmonywellness.com, peterama-
• “Everybody’s Art” New Series of Harris Conservatory for the welcome or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 ston, 570.714.2777, www.balanceyo- to@aol.com)
Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop for Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, for more information. gastudio.net) • Meditation Technique Workshops:
members, $30 non-members. Pre- 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • “One Love” Kirtan performance: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics
registration required. • Instrumental Music Instruction: Olympic Style Fencing class- April 8, 7:30 p.m. $20 pre-regis- include goal setting/stress reduc-
Call for info. es will be given at The Fencing tered, $25 at door. tion, more. Call for info/reservation.
The Exercise Lady, Doreen • Private Ballroom Lessons: Call Exchange located above AFA Gal-
Rakowski (Theeexercisela- for info. lery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, Be In the Pink (313 S. Main St., Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
dy0@aol.com, 570.287.9801) • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. Monday-Thursday. Foil, saber, and Old Forge, 570.451.3990) cepts Teaches theories of move-
• Yoga, Pilates and Thai Chi Class- evenings. Call for info. epee taught. For more info, call Now Forming Yoga/Tai Chi Class: ment in Martial Arts. $100/month.
es • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 570.969.1224. Call/visit store to register. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for
5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages info, 570.371.8898.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old 5+. Call for info. Shaolin White Crane Fist Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Bou-
Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. (Wyoming) levard Ave., Dickson City, Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn
570.854.2580) Ages 5+. $30/month. Teaching the traditional Chinese 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, the self-defense system that com-
• MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. martial arts of Shaolin White Crane info@bellasyoga.com) bines different Korean Martial Arts
First visit free. Learn wrestling Horse Back Riding Lessons Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style All workshops $15, pre-registration such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk
fundamentals and basic Brazilian Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appoint- Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, suggested. Sool. Lessons held at the Hapkido
Ju-Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for ment only. All levels welcome. Call Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. • Sunday Morning Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St.,
info. 570.575.8649 to schedule. $35/week, first week free. Three Features Alternating Vinyasa style Forty Fort). Cost is $40 per month.
• Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: levels of training for ages 15+. yoga with yoga fusion. For more info, call 570.287.4290 or
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Dimensions In Dance les- Contact Master Mike DiMeglio visit www.htkdi.com.
Non-combative class. sons at Phoenix Theater Adult 570.371.8898. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazle-
• Personal Training: Call 317.7250 classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., includes ton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle- Maximum Health and Fit-
for info. jazzercise and ballet boot camp. STAR Gallery, inside the ton.com) ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
Thurs., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise Mall at Steamtown • Boxing classes with Rich Pasto- 570.283.2804)
Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 and tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30 • Baby Footsteps In The Sand: rella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) p.m., includes tap, ballet/hip hop, Tues., 6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, p.m. $40 per month. Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
Now accepting new students. Chil- and hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., some supplies included
dren (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 includes Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to • Sat. Art & Craft Classes: 1-2 p.m., Egyptian Belly Dance Meditation/Yoga classes at
p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 register 991.1817. $15/child. Classes with Dianna Shahein. Call Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Pri- • First Steps of a Budding Artist: 570.343.2033 for various times/ Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
vate lesson also available. Kiss Theatre Company (58 Sat., 1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some locations. Private/group classes 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m.
Learn Hapkido, the Korean martial Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre, supplies included. available. $5 each class, bring mat. Call
art that uses natural movements 570.829.1901) • Passport to Adventure: bring 570.383.3223 for info.
unlocking hidden powers of • A Pocketful of Rhymes: Wed., photo of choice and learn to turn Exhale Yoga Studio (900 NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
strength and confidence. Self de- beginning April 13, ages 4-10. Partici- it into art, $20 pastel classes, #25 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
fense applications included in every pants will engage in theater games, acrylic. Contact 347.5146 for info. behind Beer Deli in the “big brick • Free week of Boot Camp for new
class. Cost $50 monthly, no con- learn basics of staging and prepare • Cruise To The Tropics: bring building,” 570.301.3225) members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
tract. for their June performances of “A photo/clipping of choice form your • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 p.m.
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Pocketful of Rhymes.” $250. last cruise and make souvenir. $20 a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7
GregWorks Professional pastel class, $25 acrylic. Contact 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing,
Fitness Training (107 B Haines Kwonkodo Lessons – by reser- 347.5146 for info. aromatherapy and guided med- SEE AGENDA, PAGE 49
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011
WINNERS, FROM PAGE 45 RUNNER-UP: Leesa Colon,
River Street Jazz Cafe
BEST CLUB-SIZED
MUSIC VENUE BEST MALE BAR-
River Street Jazz Cafe TENDER
RUNNER-UP: Eleanor Jimmy Finn, Cafe 99
Rigby’s RUNNER-UP: Mark Ma-
son, Hops & Barleys
BEST OPEN-MIC
NIGHT BEST BOUNCER
River Street Jazz Cafe John Hoxie, Gentlemen’s
RUNNER-UP: Irish Wolf Club 10
Pub RUNNER-UP: Angelo Del-
sordo, Wilkes-Barre Hardware
BEST TV ANCHOR Bar
Tom Williams, WNEP
RUNNER-UP: Candice BEST WEBSITE/
Kelly, WBRE BLOG
Facebook.com
BEST TV WEATHER- RUNNER-UP: theweeken-
PERSON der.com General Manager Kathi Bankes outside Lucky’s Sporthouse.
Joe Snedeker, WNEP PHOTO BY ASHLEY GRIES
RUNNER-UP: Tom Clarke, BEST FESTIVAL/BA-
WNEP ZAAR/ANNUAL EVENT

BEST RADIO STA-


TION
Pittston Tomato Festival
RUNNER-UP: La Festa
Italiana
Best Sports Bar
G
97.9X eneral Manager Kathi Bankes of Lucky’s Sporthouse is really excited for Lucky’s third consecutive
RUNNER-UP: FM 92.1 BEST MOVIE THEA- win for Best Sports Bar.
“We have a state-of-the-arts sports bar, 30 huge plasma TVs, 20 beers on tap, great service, and
TER our bartenders are knowledgeable in sports and can converse back and forth with the customers,” says
BEST RADIO PER- Cinemark Bankes. “We keep winning because we treat our guest great. We love our fans, and we hope they keep on
SONALITY RUNNER-UP: Wilkes- voting for us.”
Jeff Walker, 98.5 KRZ Barre Movies 14 Bankes has been with Lucky’s Sporthouse since 2009.
RUNNER-UP: Jim Bone, “I love the people, the guests, the staff. I think I have the best staff in the valley. I love that we are not a
97.9X chain, and everything is made from scratch here.”
BEST PIERCER RUNNER-UP: Patte’s
Woody Wodock, Electric -- C.M.
BEST COLLEGE RA- City Tattoo Gallery
DIO STATION RUNNER-UP: Nick Necro, SUBMITTED
88.5 WRKC, King’s Col- Four Aces Tattoo Studio PHOTO

lege
RUNNER-UP: 90.7 WCLH, BEST ART GALLERY
Wilkes University AFA Gallery
RUNNER-UP: Sordoni Art
BEST COLUMNIST/ Gallery
WRITER
Rich Howells, Go Lacka- BEST THEATER
wanna GROUP
RUNNER-UP: Brandon Little Theatre of Wilkes-
Halsey, author Barre
RUNNER-UP: Gaslight
BEST LOCAL FILM- Theatre Company Ronnie Williams.
MAKER
Joe Van Wie BEST BOOKSTORE

Best Solo Musician


RUNNER-UP: James Barnes & Noble
McCabe RUNNER-UP: Borders

BEST DJ

H
BEST COLLEGE aving released his first solo album, “For What It’s Worth,” last May, Ronnie Williams is no stranger
Richard David King’s College to the music scene — he’s performed with bands such as Midnight Rain and Bad Hair Day.
RUNNER-UP: DJ Hersh RUNNER-UP: Wilkes Uni- “As I got older, I just wanted to pursue my career as a solo artist, so I just decided to start playing
the guitar and try to go up front.”
versity He is excited to have won this year’s Readers’ Choice for best solo musician, saying that it shows how
BEST FEMALE BAR- loyal fans can be and how much they like him.
TENDER
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WORST POLITICIAN “I just want to thank everybody for their support over the years and for voting for me.”
Erin Piazza, River Street RUNNER-UP: Mike Miz
Jazz Cafe SEE WINNERS, PAGE 48 -- M.B.
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011 SUBMITTED WINNERS, FROM PAGE 47 STORE
PHOTO
Joe Nardone’s Gallery of
All of them Sound
RUNNER-UP: Mark Ciava- RUNNER-UP: Musical
rella Energi

BEST HOTEL
The Woodlands Inn & Re- BEST GAMING
sort STORE
RUNNER-UP: Hilton Game Stop
Scranton RUNNER-UP: EB Games

BEST SKI RESORT BEST MUSICAL IN-


Alison Schmidt in front of some of her work. Sno Mountain STRUMENT STORE
RUNNER-UP: Elk Moun- Wayne’s World
tain Ski Resort RUNNER-UP: Music Go

Best Visual Artist BEST GOLF COURSE


Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club
Round

BEST PLACE TO BUY

A
lison Schmidt is a late-blooming artist: She started painting at the age of 30. RUNNER-UP: Hollenback
“I was originally studying to be a science teacher, and some things occurred in my life,” Schmidt Golf Course A PIPE
says. “I always wanted to be an artist. I love making art. It is fantastic, and it felt like it was some- Utopia
thing I was always meant to do.” RUNNER-UP: Primal
Notorious for his bling, Flavor Flav usually wears an oversized clock around his neck; Schmidt plans on
BEST GYM
doing the same with Weekender award. Planet Fitness
“I have been joking with my friends that I was going to wear it like a necklace like Flavor Flav,” says RUNNER-UP: Danko’s BEST DAY SPA
Schmidt. “I am so excited. It will probably go with my diplomas in my house, until I get a studio place.” All-American Fitness The Woodhouse Day Spa
RUNNER-UP: Sarah Schimeneck RUNNER-UP: Sapphire
-- C.M.
BEST TRAINER Salon & Destination Spa
PHOTO BY Terese Culver, Maximum
ASHLEY GRIES
Health & Fitness BEST HAIR SALON
RUNNER-UP: Matthew Hi-Fi Hair Studio
Balas, Odyssey Fitness RUNNER-UP: Sapphire
Salon & Destination Spa
BEST BOWLING AL- BEST NAIL SALON
LEY Wonder Nails
Chacko’s Family Bowling RUNNER-UP: Alexander’s
Center Salon & Spa

Best
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 46 provided, call to register. 1st Annual 5K Race/1 mile
Family Fun Walk April 16, 9
p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m. $5. Symmetry Studio (206 N. a.m., Holy Rosary School (125 Ste-
• Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, phenson St., Duryea). Pre-regis-
Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. 570.290.7242) tration preferred, but can register
Call to register. • Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; day of from 7:30-8:30 a.m. $20,
Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. $25/family for walk. For info/regis-
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., • Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; tration, visit www.neparunner.com
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey- Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 or call Rene at 570.457.2553.
fitnesscenter.com) p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
• Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; • Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Northeastern PA Chapter
Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Yoga 6:30 p.m. of the Sierra Club
Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 • Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 • Walk the Back Mountain Trail
p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Luzerne to Trucksville: April 9, 9:30
welcome. • Fri.: Community Ballroom (call a.m., meet 9:30 p.m. at trailhead on
• ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: for registration details) Parry St., Luzerne, park at Knights
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 • Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; of Columbus (57 Parry St.) Call Jen,
p.m. Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. 570.819.2147 for info. Free to public.
• Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m.
Pocono Yoga & Meditation
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco- Thetravelingyogi@ya- SOCIAL GROUPS
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, hoo.com Individual attention for
certified yoga instructor physical/spiritual advancement. All Clear 4 Tea Party (clear4tea-
• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 party.com)
East Mountain Apartments. Free to for info. Classes held at The Studio • 2nd Anniversary Tea Party Rally:
residents. at 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) April 15, noon, Honesdale Central
• Private Yoga Instruction: Only by Sat., 10:30 a.m.-noon. Park. Visit website to participate or
appointment. $35 per hour. Call to for more info.
schedule. Waering Stained Glass Stu-
• Private Meditation Instruction: dio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes- Community Film Project
Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Barre). • Free Film Screening: April 9, 8-10
Call to schedule. • Tarot Card Readings: $50/first p.m., DeNaples Center (900 Mulber-
half hour, $10 additional. Appoint- ry St., Scranton). Donations accept-
Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, ment only. Call 570.417.5020. ed for Leahy Center.
reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with
Sue Yarnes: The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Holistic Moms Network
• Beginner to Advanced Reiki at Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org,
our locations or your home. Private • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort,
sessions for stress relief, pain Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 570.466.1347)
management, enhanced healing and 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. • Starting a Garden: April 7, 5:30-
well-being and affordable classes • Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 7:30 p.m. Anne Poole will discuss
with each level completed in after- a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. the basic of building a small-scale
noon or two evenings. Hospital garden.
endorsed, training for professional YMCA of Greater Scranton
Usui Reiki teacher certification (570.346.5836) schedule of events: The NEPA Rainbow Alliance
available. Call or e-mail for info. ❏ Walks with Hiking Jane (343.5144, (www.gaynepa.com)
hikingjane.com): • Rainbow Awards Gala: April 16,
Serenity Wellness (Main St. • Tobyhanna Lake: April 10, 9:15 5:30 p.m., top-shelf open-bar, cock-
Luzerne, 570.328.8658) a.m., 5-mile easy to moderate. Meet tail reception, gourmet dinner and
• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: May in YMCA parking lot. awards, prom-style after-dinner
1, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all • Merli-Sarnoski Park (Carbondale): dancing with live entertainment, All
supplies and instruction. Refresh- April 17, 9:15 a.m., 4-mile moderate. proceeds benefit RA. $75/person.
ments provided, call to register. Meet in YMCA parking lot. Visit rainbowawards.org for info/
• Senior Citizen Outing to Prom- tickets.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703 ised Land State Park: April 28, 9
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) a.m., 1-mile easy around Conserva- NEPA Youth For Christ
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. tion Island, then visit the wildlife • Annual fundraising banquet: April
$50/10 classes. viewing area for glimpses of nest- 8, 6-9 p.m., Firoelli’s, Peckville.
• Equipment classes on reformer ing bald eagles. Lunch at Fairview. Features inspirational speaker Joel
and tower: $150/10 classes. Meet in YMCA lobby. Sonnenberg and Christian artist
• Private training available on Todd Agnew.
reformer, cadillac, stability chair, Zumba Fitness Classes
ladder barrel and cardiolates on • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., Vintner’s Circle (1152 Commerce
rebounder. at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Blvd., Suite 102, Dickson City,
Call studio for additional mat class/ Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. 570.383.0224, vintnerscircle.com):
equipment class schedule, all class- Call 570.558.7293 for info. • At Home Wine Makers Network
es taught by certified instructors in • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Group: April 6, 6-7 p.m. W
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m.
International. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser - compiled by Christine Moua,
Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 Weekender Intern
Studio 32 (32 Forrest Street, for info. Send your listings to
Wilkes-Barre, 570.328.8658) weekender@theweekender.com,
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• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: April 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre,


10, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all OUTSIDE PA 18703 or fax to
supplies/instruction. Refreshments 570.831.7375
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011

By Rachel A. Pugh
Weekender General Manager

It’s time to rethink your shades.

Move over mini-mart


sunglasses
T
his is my year. I’m totally doing that’s what I telll myself.
it. I am beginning to separate Secondly, I want real deal UV
from my old ways, and I’ve protection. I only y wear big sunglasses.
decided to start a whole new Sure, I love howw they look, but I also
me. This is very exciting. It’s almost too want to protect my eyes and all the skin
much to take. This year, dare I say it, I around my eyes from harmful rays. I do
am investing in good sunglasses. not invite crow’ss feet with open arms,
I’ll completely admit it. I have always and I will do everything
erything in my power to
purchased really cheap sunglasses. Why prevent them fromom making an appearance
is that? Because I lose them. I break on my face. So small frames and lenses,
them. I scratch the lenses. I sit on them. don’t waste yourr time. You won’t be
All in all, I’m just really hard on my sporting your miniscule
iniscule look on these
sunglasses. blues.
But I think it’s time to mature. I I’m very excited
ited about this soon
think I need to start taking care of purchase, especially
ially because there are
my sunglasses, possibly even storing so many great places
laces locally to buy
them somewhere where they won’t really slick sunglasses.
glasses. Buying them
get destroyed. It will take some online is OK, butut I prefer trying on
concentration on my part, but I think I’m my sunglasses and getting honest
up for the challenge. feedback from storetore owners.
Don’t get me wrong. Sometimes you Check out some me of the
just need a pair of sunglasses from a gas places around town
own where
station. I see nothing wrong with this, you can buy the hottest new
and I refuse to quit cold turkey. I like looks in sunwear.
ar. My hunt
aviator glasses, and every good truck has begun. I hopepe I find
stop has a few pairs just waiting for me some serious salesles on designer
to buy for $10. The secret is out of the sunglasses as variety
ariety is my spice
bag, but I don’t care. If they look good of life and eight in every color
on my face, I’m purchasing them. And seems to fit me well.
I’m not hung up over the thought of A few local places with great
someone noticing they’re not Christian selections of designer
signer sunglasses:
Dior. If someone is paying that close • Engle Eyewear,
wear, 1100 Route 315,
attention to my shades, a serious hobby Plaza 315, Plains
ns Twp.
might be in need. • Butler Eyecare,
care, 34 South Main
So why do I want to invest in a better St., Wilkes-Barrere
pair of shades? Durability definitely • Eye Care Specialists,
pecialists, 703
plays a factor. I’ve already admitted Rutter Ave., Kingston
ngston
I’m hard on my sunglasses, but in my • Domiano Eyecare
yecare 189 N.
defense, they’re not actually made of the Main St., Old Forge
orge or 630
finest materials either. In my mind, they Market St., Kingston
gston
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snap easier when shoving them into your • Runway, 128 28 N.


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“There is a legacy
here, people can
come and see how
life used to be.”
Leadership Wilkes-Barre

New high
member Katrina Domkowski

The museum is housed


is new low
I
within one of the farm’s am no stranger to substance while leaving Alcohol and Tobac-
older barns, which needed a abuse. I have seen it, up close co legal, then there is something
little TLC from LWB and and personal. I don’t need an wrong with the people making the
the community to transform education in street. Been there. laws around this place.”
it into the museum it is Done that. Got the scars, both Nothing too ground shaking
now. More than 100 man physical and emotional to prove there. But what I found interesting
hours and in-kind donations, that. was in the comments section, note
Members of Leadership Wilkes-Barre work to create the in addition to the funds The use of substances like bath the dates:
‘Mooseum’ at Hillside Farms. raised by LWB, were needed salts to get high is nothing new. Mark M***y says 02/14/2011 at
to tackle such a large pro- Maybe the compounds are, maybe 10:46 a.m.:
ject. The barn was then di- the strength and availability is. “I don’t believe any of the scare

Hillside gets
vided into four exhibits But the search for something, tactics being used all over the
showcasing antique carriages, anything to take the pain of being country against the bath salts
period farm equipment, human away is far from a new MDPV and methylone, the media
household Americana and idea. has just run with rumors and each

a 'Mooseum'
family relics of the original Indians ate peyote in 3000 B.C. news report exaggerates the hor-
owners, the Conyngham fam- The use of beer, wine and other rors of these two drugs even more
ily. alcohol based intoxicants? When than the last. I bought a gram …

makeover
“It’s a big part of history did that start? So far back that had to eat the entire gram of to get
here,” Domkowski said. “Ev- recorded history has lost the re- a three-hour buzz and a lousy,
erything is authentic to the cord. jumpy high. These two drugs are
farm or the family. There is The Bible has a lot of wine too expensive to use to get high,
a legacy here, people can drinking going on back in the Old you’re better off buying a gram of
there’s more than meets the come and see how life used and New Testament days. Now we meth or cocaine.”
By Noelle Vetrosky eye,” said LWB member to be. It’s a true showcase
Weekender Correspondent can buy wine in vending ma- Reply, chelsea says: 03/21/2011
Katrina Domkowski. “They of what life was like 100 chines, when they work. Pot? I at 4:45 a.m.:
really utilize the property, years ago.” saw people smoking it in the “Two people from my town

S
pring has finally ar- they even have summer After eight months of hard movie “The Ten Commandments” have died from this in the past
rived in NEPA. The camps there.” work, LWB is thrilled to or maybe it was “Cleopatra” but week. And it has caused people to
trees are budding, the The Leadership class knew know that the public will that’s been around for a while too. go into permanent trips.”
birds are chirping and snow- it wanted to do something at finally be able to enjoy the Better living through chem- Reply: victor.c says: 03/28/2011
storms will soon be a dis- The Lands at Hillside Farms, new museum and get a bet- istry? Freud tooted a little blow in at 6:31 p.m.:
tant memory, at least for a and with $5,000 in raised ter education in one of the the 1800s. Hitler was a big fan of “A young woman in the Pittston
little while. For those of you funding, it went to the few sustainable dairy farms meth. It was given to Panzer tank area would beg to differ with the
who are ready to break out farm’s board of directors to left in the area. They’re crews and pilots in the Wehrmacht popular vote of bath salts … un-
of the house and take in offer its services. The farm proud of the work done and to make them fight beyond their fortunately she drowned after two
some fresh spring air, a trip was full of antiques and the support they received normal capacity. LSD was syn- young men beat her, gang raped
to The Lands at Hillside historic features that it and are ready to show it off. thesized and made a Swiss chem- her, and threw her in a river … all
Farms may be just what you dreamed of highlighting, but “There was so much com- ist ride his bicycle down a rabbit because of bath salts.”
need. Leadership Wilkes- didn’t have the money to do munity involvement,” Dom- hole in 1943. The old joke goes: “Why did
Barre is set to unveil a so. Converting a storage kowski began. “We had a Kids in my high school days, God create whiskey? To keep the
brand new museum at the barn into an educational cap on funding we could and this was when birds had big Irish from ruling the world.”
farm Saturday, April 9 that museum right on the proper- raise, but in-kind was unlim- leather wings and dinosaurs ruled The new joke is not so funny.
will take you on a 100-year ty to showcase this extensive ited. We got about $20,000 the earth, huffed lighter fluid and Law enforcement and the pow-
journey of the historic prop- history was the ideal solu- in donations including the even gasoline in an effort to ers that be will ban bath salts.
erty. tion, and the “Mooseum” electrical work, lighting, etc. achieve altered consciousness. Quite quickly someone will come
If you’ve never heard of project was born. We want to show people Caffeine, nicotine, nutmeg, ni- up with something new.
The Lands at Hillside Farms, “The antiques on display that it is easy to make a trous oxide, toad? Snorting, in- Dried banana peels? The real
settled in the countryside of are genuine to the farm,” difference in the area, once jecting, huffing, smoking, guz- problem will once more be ig-
Shavertown, it may surprise Domkowski explained. you start, others start jump- zling anything and everything. nored. What is so bad in life that
you to know just how much “There are five horse-drawn ing in to help.” W It’s been done. we have to clobber our conscious-
actually goes on there. Yes, carriages, a horse-drawn I even see where a suggested ness to blot it out? When we fig-
it may be the only remain- winter sleigh, ice boxes, all use for bath salts is “rectally.” A ure that out, and deal with the
ing processing dairy farm in stuff that was used on or Google search of “bath salts drug” underlying causes, bath salts will
Luzerne County, but it’s not made for the farm. Some “Mooseum” Makeover Grand yields about 1,030,000 results. be used for relaxing in tubs. W
just a farm. The 412-acre had to be restored, like the Opening Celebration, Sat., Sixty-three pages on my browser.
property is utilized by show ribbons the farm had April 9, noon-4 p.m., The Lands The top response: “Legal Drugs Reach Jim at
350,000 visitors each year won in the past, and some at Hillside Farms, Shavertown. Bath Salts: The Ultimate guide.” contact@jamesrising.com Even
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and has a calendar filled things, like potato sacks, Free, includes farm tours, live The first item is a “rant” that more rants appear on his blog,
with events for all ages. they wanted kept in a rustic music, more. concludes: updated every day at
“It’s really very extensive; condition.” “If you ban the Bath Salt drug, jamesrising.com
mystery mouth

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011


By Mystery Mouth
Special to the Weekender WWWW

Clockwise from left, River Grille’s baked crab au gratin, broiled


calamari tubes stuffed with seafood mousse and seafood asparagus s
risotto.

A secret on the river


A
s the sun set magnificently over shrimp and crab in every bite. The tubes with Swiss cheese. The piping-hot me taking in another sunset or two as I
the Susquehanna River one themselves were so-so and without any dish had huge chunks of crab and was work my way through the menu …
recent Friday night, my partner- broiled crispness to them, which would accompanied by a tasty bean medley
in-crime Estevez and I were nestled in have made them a lot better, but Estevez and mashed potatoes. At first, I was a bit
a booth at the River Grille watching the and I agreed that their stuffing was tasty. put off by its small crock, but halfway
magic happen. It was just an added bonus Our included salads soon followed; through the cheesy wonderment that
River Grille
that our dinners were nearly as splendid they were a decent size with mixed was my dinner, I was glad that the dish
as the colorful backdrop, but I’m getting greens, julienned carrots, cucumbers wasn’t any bigger — it would have been 670 N. River St.,
ahead of myself. and grape tomatoes. I opted for ranch too much of a good thing. Plains Twp.
Being that it was a Friday evening dressing, and Estevez couldn’t stop The River Grill is a great space in a 570.208.1282
during Lent, Estevez and I were in need raving about his raspberry vinaigrette. great location. The menu is as large as rivergrillenepa.com
of a restaurant with ample non-meat Much to our delight, once we were its view of the river, and there are dozens Hours:
options, and after doing some online finished with our salad course (and an of specialty drinks and a broad wine Mon.-Tues., 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.
menu stalking, River Grille more than fit extra helping of that warm bread), we selection that is sure to please any palate. Wed.-Thurs,
the bill, with entrees like ahi tuna, crab didn’t have to wait long for our entrees. Kristin could not have been more 11:30 a.m.-midnight
cakes, salmon and the enticing tequila Estevez’s seafood asparagus risotto friendly and knowledgeable about the Fri., 11:30 a.m.-2 a.m.
Sat., 4 p.m.-2 a.m.
lime sea scallops marinated in Jose consisted of an ample amount of shrimp, menu, and the food was truly great. I All major credit cards accepted.
Cuervo tequila, sugar cane and fresh lime scallops and lump crab meat amid think it’s safe to say that River Grille
juice that had me at Jose. snappy asparagus and Arborio rice might be one of the best kept secrets in
Estevez and I decided to start with simmered in a creamy seafood broth that NEPA dining — a secret that I definitely
one of the evening’s appetizer specials, we both found absolutely delectable. The don’t mind
broiled calamari tubes stuffed with seafood was fresh, and the scallops were
seafood mousse ($7.95), which we very meaty.
thought sounded interesting. My baked crab au gratin
While Estevez was leaning between was incredible. The
the seafood asparagus risotto and jumbo lump
the “Chef’s signature” crab cakes, I crab meat
was adamantly still all about those was
aforementioned scallops — until I saw
the baked crab au gratin ($21.95). Who
was I to resist cheese and crab? After
much internal debate, Estevez decided to
go with the risotto ($23.95).
After taking our orders, our server,
Kristin A., delivered warm bread with
olive oil that calmed our ravenous bellies
until the calamari arrived. The three
small tubes were in a pool of savory
seafood sauce that played off the mousse
nicely; we could taste a little bit of
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011

By Nikki M. Mascali

tell us ...
Weekender Editor
MAGROGAN’S FISH, oz. to the restaurant Thursday,
FINALLY April 7 or Friday, April 8 from 4-7
After nearly two years, Doc p.m. The beer must be labeled
Magrogan’s Fish Market & with the name and phone number
Oyster House will finally open in of the entrant, the name of the
the former Kildare’s near The beer and which category it should What celebrity would you
Shoppes at Montage in Moosic be entered in (for categories or
within the next few weeks. more info, e-mail Carl at bnu- choose as a Pez dispenser?
“Just the economy in general — carl@gmail.com or call
banks aren’t really lending to the 570.970.9570). The “Best Beer of
hotel and restaurant industry very Show” will have a batch brewed
much,” owner Dave Magrogan by Breaker Brewing Co. of
told Dish was the reason for the Plains Twp. to be put on draft at
hold up. “It was also just watching Bart & Urby’s and Krugel’s Ge-
the economy change and the orgetown Deli.
success of (The Shoppes).” “I will consider it to be a great
Magrogan had also been study- honor to sell this beer daily as it
ing the projected sales of his new will be the one will that blows our
taste buds away,” Achhammer
neighbor, LongHorn Steak-
house, to gauge the local econo- Crabs and oysters are
just a few of the items
said. Travis Dana
my.
“They’ve done a good job,” he that will be available at
The beer dinner will be Sunday,
April 10 at 1 p.m. Cost is $60 per Kingsley Gabel
stated. “So we feel the economy is Doc Magrogan’s Fish person; final payment is due Rebecca Black Rihanna
coming back around and consum- Market & Oyster House in Thursday, April 7 by 9 p.m., and
er demand exists. We feel now Moosic. no walk-ins accepted.
would be an appropriate time to 2010, the location has been va- Chef Sean Rogan will offer
open a concept there. We really cant. heirloom tomato summer vegeta-
think that this concept, a great, “We’re working with the city ble taurine finished with blueber-
fresh fish market with a great, right now, so I can’t really talk too ry chili oil paired with Weyer-
full-service restaurant, is address- much about it, but we’re in talks bacher Merry Monks; pis-
ing a need that’s not really ad- now with Mayor Doherty and tachio-encrusted pork medallions
dressed in this market right now.” working out a solution on that as with fig chipotle aioli topped with
The Oyster House will serve well,” Magrogan said. seasoned parsnip ribbons and
lunch and dinner with a variety of The restaurateur estimated that Ithaca Apricot Wheat; crab
seafood options, including an Doc Magrogan’s will be open fondue topped with roasted corn
extensive raw bar. In addition to from 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. For more salsa paired with Breaker Brew-
selling fresh fish, the market info, visit docmagrogans.com. ing Co.’s Special Goldie’s; pan-
roasted chicken on golden pomme
component will also offer pre-
pared meals to take home. CELEBRATING de terre puree with blood orange Shane Karen
“Because of our other two
locations, we’ve been able to
HOMEBREWS
This weekend, Bart & Urby’s
sauce and Victory Headwaters
Pale Ale; hashed potato fritters Schilling Clark
secure really good oyster con- (119 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre) stuffed with chive and mascar- Trent Reznor from Winona Ryder
tracts with oyster growers around will hold a Homebrew Competi- pone cheese topped with roasted Nine Inch Nails
the world, so we’re able to bring in tion and Beer Dinner. red pepper coulis with Stegmaier
an oyster selection you wouldn’t “I’ve had this idea in my head Summer Stock Pilsner and
normally see in Pennsylvania,” for a while and finally got to doughnut and espresso soup
Magrogan explained. “It’s really acting on it,” said Carl Ach- paired with Special Edition
going to be focused on the fresh- hammer, Bart & Urby’s bar Long Trail Coffee Stout.
ness of the food, it’s not a deep- manager. “I’ve had a passion for “The experience of new food,
fried seafood house, it’s a fresh, craft beers since my first craft new beer and new people always
healthy seafood house with the beer at the Black Rock Brewing make these dinners special,” said
ability to take stuff out at the Co. about 10 years ago. Achhammer. “And our pairings
market.” “This micro-brewery revolution push the envelope sometimes, so
The Moosic location is Magro- is here to stay, and there are so this is the place to be if you want
gan’s third for the Fish Market & many people brewing their own to get out of the mundane, mass-
Oyster House, which joins loca- stuff that I would like to get these marketed fizz beer mode for a
tions in West Chester and Dover, home beers some exposure and day.”
Del. Locally, Magrogan also owns
the Kildare’s at 119 Jefferson Ave.
popularity!”
The homebrew competition,
Achhammer said another beer
dinner/homebrew contest will be
Keith Leigh-Ann
and the space formerly occupied which will be judged Saturday, held Saturday, June 4 in conjunc- Garubba Sjogren
by Molly Brannigans at 101 April 9, is $10 to enter as many tion with the season opening of Pee Wee Herman Christopher Walken
Adams Ave. in Scranton. beers as competitors would like Bart & Urby’s deck. For more
Magrogan told Dish in October and free if attending Sunday’s info, call 970.9570. W
2009 that the Adams Avenue dinner. Judges include Bil Corco-
space was going to be a Mexican ran of Mybeerbuzz.com, Ach- Send your food and drink
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p.m. Saturday by appt. p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5
• “Face to Face- Interface:” through p.m.
April 28. Features work by several • “Luzerne County Women In Pastel
renowned portraitists. Invitational:” through April 21. Fea-
tures artists Alice Laputka, Georgia-
The Butternut Gallery & na Cray Bart, Anna Ostapiw, Shirley
Second Story Books (204 Trievel, Mary Louise Steinberg,
POETIC www.kings.edu) centuries. Heritage Room, Weinberg Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Natalia A. Kerr, Tobi Balin Grossman
• Campion Society Open Reading: Memorial Library, free. Call • Opening Reception for Second and Liz Bignel Plashinski.
Anthology Books (515 Center April 19, 7:30 p.m., Sheehy-Farmer 570.941.6341. Story Books: April 9, 6-8 p.m.
St., Scranton, above Outrageous, Campus Center. Community mem- The Philip Hone Gallery (742
570.341.1443, scrantholo- bers share creative works. Free. The Vintage Theater (119 Penn Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber- Main St., Honesdale, philiphonegalle-
gy@gmail.com) All events free, Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271, ry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, ry.com, 570.253.5577)
unless otherwise noted. Marian Sutherland Kirby www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com) www.everhart-museum.org) • Gallery Talks: April 7, 7 p.m.,
❏ Book Groups Library ( 35 Kirby Ave., Mountain • Independent Artist Collective Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ featuring painter Jeanne Esposito on
• Scranton Interplanetary Literary Top, 570.474.9313) Video Collage Event: April 8, 7 p.m. seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart “Feminine Power and the Arts.”
Agency, a classic science fiction • Minute to Win it: April 9, 10-11 a.m. Visit www.iacollective.blogspot.com Museum members free.
discussion group: 2nd Tues, 6:30 p.m. Fun and exciting challenges partici- for info. • “With bullets singing all around Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
❏ Writing Groups pants must successfully complete in me:” Regional Stories of the Cival LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
• Open writers group: Sat., noon led 60 seconds or less. Weinberg Memorial Library War: through July 17. pect St., Nanticoke, www.lu-
by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. • Jeans Go Green/Save the Earth: at the University of Scran- • “Medics In Action: Caring For the zerne.edu/schulmangallery,
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discuss and critique. Earth Day and create eco-friendly • Seeking volunteers and accepting Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m.
projects. book and tag-sale donations for Gallery at the Pocono Com- • 30th Annual Rossetti Exhibit:
Barnes & Noble Wilkes- annual spring book and plant sale munity Theater (88 S. Courtland through April 6, featuring winning
King’s Booksellers (7 S. Main Mulberry Poets & Writers April 30-May 1. Donations of all used St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. artwork by students in Tunkhannock
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) Assoc. (MPWA) hardcover and paperbacks, videos, poconocommunitytheater.org) • Annual Student Show: May 6-July
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p.m. 17. Features an MPWA reading at The placed in boxes on Monroe Ave. side Weaver: through April 30. photography, computer graphics and
• Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Bowery Poetry Club. $20 members, of library through April 27. • “Assemblage” by Bill Pilling: portfolios by students of LCCC art
Ages 14-18. $30 non-members. • Spring book and plant sale: April through April 30. dept.
• New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30 20, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., May 1, noon-4 p.m.
p.m. The Philip Hone Gallery (742 in Heritage Room, fifth floor. All Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Hall, Sordoni Art Gallery at
• “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club Main St., Honesdale, philiphonegalle- proceeds benefit Friends of the University of Scranton, 570.941.4214) Wilkes University (150 S. River
about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:30- ry.com, 570.253.5577) Weinberg Memorial Library Endow- • 25th Annual Student Exhibit: St., Stark Learning Center)
7:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. “Gallery Talk on Jeanne Esposito: ment that supports library collec- through April 15. • “Elise Wagner: A Decade in Paint-
Costumes encouraged, not required. Feminine Power and the Arts” by tions and services. Preview sale April ing:” through May 22. Artist’s recep-
❏ Children’s Events: Petros Voutsanesis: April 7, 7 p.m. 29 for Friends and Schemel Forum The Linder Gallery at Keys- tion April 8, 5-7 p.m.
• Young Readers Monthly Activity • Photography Exhibit: April 16, members. Contact Barbara Evans at tone College
Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. 6:30-9 p.m., featuring works by 941.4078 to volunteer or for more • Drawings and paintings of Nathan VGogh Gallery (281 Wyoming
Ages 8-12. members Carl Backlund, John Di- info. Goldstein and his wife Harriet Fish- Ave., Kingston, 570.287.5544, emarsi-
• American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: Giorgio, Chip Forelli, Gloria Forelli, man: through April 29. Artist recep- co@vgoghgallery.com, amarsi-
first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Fred Hanstein, Barbara Nelson, West Pittston Library (200 tion April 15, 6-8 p.m. Goldstein will co@vgoghgallery.com)
• Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 Lucian Palmer and Charles Gregory Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, give a presentation on his artwork • “Community Garden Art Show:”
a.m.-noon. Woods, plus guests Erin Walsh Car- 570.654.9847) April 14, 12:30 p.m. in President’s April 8, 6-9 p.m., featuring works by
roll, Debra Fedchin, Susan Jaffer, • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Dining Room, Hibbard Campus Cen- Leigh Pawling, Michael Hockenbury,
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Andrea Koshnick, Maria Ingaglio, Niki Free. Features an informal dis- ter. Mark Maglioli and Marisa Levine, plus
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) Trento-Spencer and Amanda Williams cussion of member-selected books. wine sampling from Pavlick Hill
• Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 and vendors. • Weekly story time for children: MacDonald Gallery (Miser- Vineyard and music by Jamie An-
p.m. The group celebrates all differ- Fri., 1 p.m. Free. icordia University, 570.674.6250, zalone.
ent types of writing styles and Scranton Cultural Center misericordia.edu/art)
formats. Join anytime. Admission (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 Widmann Gallery (Located in
free. Call to register. • Story Pirates arts and creative VISUAL p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5 King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer
writing program for youths: May 17, p.m. Campus Center between North Fran-
Friends of the Scranton 10 a.m., $7 AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna • Watercolors and works on canvas klin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-
Public Library (520 Vine St., Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or by the late Alice Welsh Jenkins: Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
Scranton, 570.348.3000) University of Scranton Artistsforart.com) through April 21. Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
• Bus trip to Morgan Library and • The Zaner-Bloser Penmanship Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
Museum in New York City: April 30. Collection: through April 18. One of • Life Drawing sessions: every Tues., The Main Street Gallery (27 the public.
$30 for Friends members, $35 non- the most extensive collections of 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817. N. Main St., Carbondale) • 23rd Annual King’s Student Exhib-
members. Call Tina Thomas for info. American ornamental penmanship • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 • The 2nd Anniversary Juried Art it: April 11-May 4. Features works by
from the late 19th and early 20th GA, $2 student. Exhibition: through April 29. Exhibit Mass Communication Dept. and
King’s College Events: is a project of the Greater Carbon- classes in sculpture and drawing.
(133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., dale Chamber of Commerce. Opening reception April 15, 6-8 p.m.,
570.208.5900, Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737) free.
Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m., Marquis Art & Frame (122 S.
Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) The Wyoming Valley Art
• “Paste and Clay” artists reception: Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. League (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-
April 16, 6-8 p.m., free and open to • “Collected & New Works” by Bar- Barre, www.wval.org, 570.288.1020)
the public, Oil painting by Gail Zam- bro Jernberg and Kelly Olszyk: • Michael Hockenberry “Finishing
bor and Stoneware by Sara Baker. through May 7. Touches:” April 8-9.
• Art League Dinner: May 6.
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Ride of
the Week sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown
By Michael Golubiewski Weekender Correspondent
Special to the Weekender

The last dine


and dash
D
ear Mom & Dad, was alone! Was he about to
One Tuesday night near masturbate with a condom on?
the end of the fall 2007 Who masturbates with a condom
semester, when it was cold, mi- on? Okay, I have once. But what
serable and pouring rain, the are the odds that was his first
bars in my college town were time?”
dead. “You need to move out,” Jaime
“This is lame,” asserted my insisted.
friend Jaime as we were one “Well, I applied to be an intern
Jagerbomb, two shots of tequila at ‘The Soup’ on E! for next
and three Long Island Iced Teas semester,” I confided. “I doubt
deep. “Let’s go to Denny’s and I’ll get it, but if I do, that won’t
get nachos.” be far enough away from Joe.”
“Only if we dine and dash,” I After stuffing our faces and
answered. “Hopefully, that will talking shit, we decided to call it
at least make this night more a night and head home. When
interesting.” we noticed our waitress wasn’t in

1968
When we arrived at Denny’s, plain sight, we dashed out of
we were greeted by our waitress, their, making our way to the
Tiffany. She waited on us the last parking lot.
time we walked out on our bill. Laughing our asses off that we
And, the time before that, too! pulled this with the same wait-
Young and stupid, we decided ress a third time, we made our
third time’s a charm and fully way to Jaime’s car. While peal-
intended on executing our plan. ing out of our parking spot in a
Over nachos, pickles, French hurry, we hit a car head on!
fries and a chocolate milkshake, Cue the snowball effect: Si-
Jaime and I babbled about the multaneously, Jaime got out of
bullshit going on in our lives. the car to address the situation
CHEVROLET IMPALA While Jaime whined over her
cashier job at a discount depart-
with the screaming driver of the
other vehicle, I opened the door

CUSTOM COUPE ment store, I was grieving a


more pressing issue: An annoy-
ing roommate!
to throw up nachos and a choco-
late milkshake since my seatbelt
practically gave me the Heimlich

Engine: “I wish I never moved out on


Eddie,” I confessed to Jaime.
Eddie was my roommate for
two years. He was a great friend
upon impact, and the manager of
Denny’s ran outside screaming
that we didn’t pay our bill while
waving it in the air. Only me!
327 cubic inch, 5.4 liter, 8-cylinder “Turbo Fire” who always had my back. But The police were called, and we

Owner:
when his girlfriend “unofficially” were arrested.
moved in, I started to feel like I Sorry that I got arrested for
was getting in their way, and the running out on the bill at Den-

Adam Jablonski of Salem Twp. apartment lost our bachelor-pad


vibe. So, I decided to move into
ny’s. And I’m sorry we pulled
the same trick on the same wait-
an apartment two doors down ress repeatedly. I did get caught,
with one of my fraternity broth- and I did learn my lesson. You
ers and some transfer student we should be happy to know I
“The car actually belonged to my grandmother found to make the rent cheaper. haven’t dined and dashed since.
and grandfather,” Jablonski shares. “He always After a weekend of living Although, the day following the
together, my fraternity brother incident, I did receive a call from
liked to drive a big Chevrolet. It only had 62,000 and I got into a huge fight that E! Entertainment that caused me
miles on it when they gave it to me. I’ve been caused him to move out. Now I to dash …
was stuck living with Joe, the Your son,
trying to keep it in pristine shape. I’ve probably transfer kid I didn’t even know Justin W
had it for about 25 years now.” W well.
“I hate Joe,” I vented. “Not Catch Justin’s latest
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only does he chain smoke, but I adventures at Facebook.com/


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dom on the other day; when he @sorrymomanddad.
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April 14, 2011 The first sign


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The event is to help all high school girls have an


opportunity to go to the prom in a dress of their choice,
feel like the “belle of the ball”, for under $10.00.
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Prior to the event, The Junior League will be collecting or many people, the first
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breasted robin singing on
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Monday March 28 6-8pm there are two seasons: winter
Wednesday March 30 6-8pm and construction. The sure sign
DROP
Saturday AprilOFF DATE:
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that we are moving from winter
season to construction season is
Tuesday April 5 6-9pm the inevitable pothole! Pothole
patching is one construction
event that starts even if it is cold
and rainy. Right now begins
PennDOT’s joint-and-crack
patching. According to Penn-
DOT’s Maintenance First bro- Scooter Girl captures the collection of hubcaps near
chure, “Crack sealing is done her driveway since pothole season began this year.
from April to July, while joint
sealing is done from September tually be responsible for the local guys. Shoulder cutting’s
through November. This time larger state roads. The beginning brochure says this about the
frame is utilized because this is of the week saw road crews out process: “Shoulder cutting re-
when joints are fully open.” sweeping the side of the roads to moves excess soil and debris
For more info, visit www.juniorleagueofscranton.org This is the type of mainte- remove the anti-skid that is from unpaved shoulder areas.
nance that you will be seeing in wonderful in the winter’s snow This improves drainage and
the coming weeks. The big and ice, but not so nice for allows water to leave the road-
PennDOT trucks will be trading motorcycle tires as they act very way.” Shoulder grading is the
in their snow plows for highway much like marbles when you rid follow-up to the shoulder cutting
repair components. Next week’s over them and can cause a mo- activity, the rationale for this is,
column will take a look at what torcyclist to slide or drop his according to their publicity
work goes on behind the barriers bike when they are run over, piece, “PennDOT grades shoul-
of the work zones we will be especially going around curves. ders to eliminate the drop-off
inundated with once that final If you’ve lived in NEPA for between the roadway and the
frost is over and crews can get any length of time, you have shoulder and to allow water to
back to work on the construction probably heard of the term “coal drain away from the road sur-
season that is imminent. patching.” This process is also face. If ruts are allowed to form
The picture in this week’s used to fill up those lovely pot- and remain on the shoulder,
column shows the collection of holes. The concept is rather like water can enter and damage the
hubcaps that have been piling up a temporary filling the dentist edge of the pavement.”
by my driveway since pothole might place in your tooth till If you want to learn more
season commenced this year. more intense work can be done. about what types of Mainte-
The numbers have dropped since The process is to take bitu- nance PennDOT does, please
they fixed the giant crater that minous or soft coal and mix it check out their website at
ate my rim and brand new tire with some sort of tar-like sub- www.dot.state.pa.us
early in March. The hole was so stance and then fill the holes Having cleared shoulder areas
large and in such a place that only and not actually pave the is one of those things you don’t
you couldn’t see it (even know- road surface. This is a stop-gap think about until you either have
ing it was there, I hit it), that measure used while the temper- to pull over or start to slide out.
people were hitting it all day atures are still fluctuating and Unobstructed shoulders allow
long. You’d actually hear the the road is expanding and con- for safer exit from traffic lanes
bang of the car as it was at- tracting more often. This keeps for all vehicles though very
tacked by the pot hole. And my your car from being lost in pot- importantly to motorcycles.
house is 1,000 feet from the holes the size of major mine As we move into the riding
road. Trust me, it was a very subsidence and is usually cov- season, know that not only does
large pot hole. ered over if the road is repaved your bike need to be brought up
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While this patching was left to over the summer. to speed with maintenance, so,
the Jackson Twp. crew who did PennDOT also cleans up the too, do our roads. Ride safe and
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a great job, PennDOT will ac- sides of the road as well as our keep your eyes on the road. W
The Gamer
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011

By Dale Culp
Weekender Correspondent

A new
spin on
gaming
A screenshot from ‘Dyad.’

I
n the Exposition Hall at PAX
East was a line of booths
called Indie Alley. This was
where independent game devel-
opers developers who fund and
publish games on their own —
were gathered to show off their
upcoming projects. There, among
the PC, iPhone and Xbox 360
indie developers, was a developer
from Toronto named Shawn
McGrath who was showing off a
game he was working on for the
PlayStation 3 called “Dyad,” an
abstract, futuristic take on racing
games.
“Dyad” is part racing game,
part shooter and part puzzle game
all rolled into one. You shoot A gamer sits in the motion simulator built especially
down a tube, accelerating by for ‘Dyad’ by the game’s creator.
latching onto other vehicles and projector to the front of it. Of likes of Microsoft, Sony and
pulling yourself forward. As the course that someone was Nintendo, who each can afford to
game progresses, the rules McGrath himself. put on a big show to draw the
change a bit, but the same basic The machine is a motion sim- crowd, you have to do something
idea still applies. The concept is ulator, designed to give the player to stand out. This machine was
simple, but challenging. It’s also a feeling of rotating through the McGrath’s “something,” and
very pretty. tubes at high speed by physically judging by the crowd of gamers
The visual style of “Dyad” is tilting the player left and right. gathered round it, it was working.
like racing through a music vi- On the screen — made from a Even I couldn’t wait to try it out.
sualizer with glowing lines and bed sheet — is a projection of the As I sat down and strapped

HUTCH
objects that shimmer in a variety game that tilts with the rest of the myself in, I wasn’t sure what I
of colors. Your vehicle is kind of rig as the player races through the was in for. Thankfully, McGrath
an amorphous blob with tentacles game. Mounted to the bottom of had asked that everyone who
that reach out in multiple direc- the machine was a motor with an wanted to try out the machine go
tions and are used to latch onto offset weight that would spin through a “training” session first, PIT BULL MIX
the other vehicles. It’s a very whenever the player hit an obsta- just to learn how to play the game
stunning game to look at, and you cle, causing the whole thing to so they wouldn’t be trying to Owners:
could almost get lost in the hyp-
notizing patterns of color and
shake.
McGrath said it had taken him
figure it out while the machine
was kicking them sideways and
Justin and Ashley Kacillas,
light. But it wasn’t only the visual
style that was drawing the crowd,
six weeks to build the rig. In
contrast, it had taken him two
shaking them. The few minutes
of training while standing on
Kingston
it was something else McGrath years to develop “Dyad,” the solid ground definitely came in
brought with him: A very special game he invented it for. When handy.
Enter your pet for Weekender’s
peripheral to help further im- asked why he built the rig, he A few moments later and it PET OF THE WEEK
merse yourself in the game. simply says, “I got tired of pro- was all over. I thanked McGrath
Standing next to McGrath was gramming the game and just for the chance to try out his ma- by sending photo, pet’s name, breed
a large machine cobbled together wanted to work on something chine and to play his game before if applicable, owner’s name and
from bits of metal, wood and else for a while.” He also built it it launches on PlayStation Net-
various car parts found in a junk as a way of competing with other work later this year. hometown to:
yard. It looked like someone had developers at the Penny Arcade For more information on weekender@theweekender.com
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mounted the chair from a race car Expo for some much needed “Dyad,” including videos of the
subject line: Pet of the Week
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then attached a movie screen and When you’re surrounded by the visit www.dyadgame.com. W
sign language

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011


By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) doubt you’re deliberately deceiving peo-


You do know that you’re my favorite, ple. However, check what’s coming out
right? Sure, I love Scorpios almost as PAUL RUDD of your mouth and make sure it’s some-
much as you, but the truth is, I find you April 6 1969 thing you’ll want and be able to stick to
just as exciting, fun, sexy, and dynamic RUSSELL CROWE down the line—before you say it. Other-
— and much easier to be around. Some- April 7 1964 wise, you’re just setting someone up for
times you have to deal with people who KATEE SACKHOFF disappointment, cynicism, and even bit-
aren’t quite as thrilled as I am to have April 8 1980 terness. Things change, sure, but if you
you close by, day in and day out, but KRISTEN STEWART know yourself well, you can accurately
surely not during your birthday season! (pictured) gauge how likely that’ll be, before you
In any case, minimize your contact with April 9 1990 get someone’s hopes up about something
such losers and concentrate the bulk of STEVEN SEAGAL that probably won’t happen.
your attention on your adoring fans. April 10 1952
We’ll respond in kind, I promise. JOSS STONE CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
April 11 1987 If you add too much hot sauce to food
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) BROOKLYN DECKER it obscures the taste or even makes it
Hardly anyone wins the lottery, mostly April 12 1987 inedible. Too little, of course, might
because so many people play. Ironically, prove too boring or bland for those you’d
if few played, it’d hardly be worth play- like to please. Naturally, I’m not talking
ing — since it’s the money from all about your cooking, but the way you
those non-winning tickets that makes the present yourself to people. Trying too
jackpot so big. The same goes for what- hard is like making a dish too spicy to
ever you’re involved with; as more peo- eat. However, don’t try hard enough, and
ple take part, it’ll only get better, more people will move on. This week is all
successful, and worthwhile. However, of 10 this week, you (and all those in- quently, no one else could shine when he about discovering the right amount of
you’ll also get a smaller share of the volved) will actually be better off if you was around. People felt reluctant to in- effort that’ll allow your full flavor to
success — if considered purely in terms simply change the subject and move on. terrupt his witty monologue with some- shine, without coming off as desperate or
of financial gain or notoriety. If, however, thing that would probably be less clever affected. It’s a tricky line to walk, so
you measure success in how many peo- LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) or well-delivered than whatever he hap- enlist whatever unbiased help you can
ple’s lives you improve, how much beau- Generosity is one of your strengths, pened to be saying. I never did this, but I get.
ty you create, or how much stronger the but like all strengths, it can be a weak- wish someone had taken him aside and
connections are between you and those ness. Being bighearted and giving is said, “You’re a delight and all, but every AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
around you, it’ll likely score off the wonderful; playing doormat/ATM — not 10 minutes or so, shut up for five min- You rarely ask to be the star of the
scale. so much. You don’t want to ever cross utes just to see if anyone else would like show, but sometimes you’re just the best
over into being stingy, petty, or rude, a turn in the spotlight.” Naturally, no one person for the role, and you get stuck
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) always err on the side of being magnani- could diplomatically deliver such a mess- with it, like it or not. Don’t waste a lot
Everyone occasionally falls out with a mous. But this week you’ll need to dem- age better than you Libras. If you know of time trying to get out of it, or sabo-
friend. Most of the time, circumstances onstrate that you’re able to draw a line someone like this, please do — even if taging yourself. You’re here because
allow for mending those fences and res- somewhere, and stick to it. Trust your that person is yourself! you’re supposed to be; now it’s your job
toring harmony between you, but some- gut here; it won’t steer you wrong. If to simply try to live up to what people
times (as when the fight precedes a dis- someone steps across that line, don’t be SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) expect of you. That’s easier said than
tant relocation, or a death), there’s little mean—but do gently push them back to I try to never shut any door complete- done, but at the end of the day, you need
to no chance to work things out, and a where they need to be. ly. Sure, some are wedged closed pretty to trust that you’re not the least bad of a
crack can widen into an unbridgeable tightly, but I like to think that even those bunch of terrible options, but actually the
gulf. This is a good week to fix things VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) could be reopened if someone on the best of a number of truly good ones.
up with someone you’re not okay with. Different people process grief, stress or other side wanted it badly enough (and
Don’t wait. Hopefully neither of you will anger differently. Never interfere in such said the right things). You should em- PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
die in the next week, but you’ve put off a a process unless it’s causing (or likely to ulate my practice. Sure, right now you Don’t give away too much power.
resolution too long already. Hop on Face- cause) serious, lasting harm to someone. may want to lock the door shut on this There’s a way to be honest and authentic
book or the phone and reach out, already. If it’s simply unpleasant or inconvenient, chapter and throw away the key, but life without necessarily throwing all the balls
suck it up and back off—for a good long is change, and limiting yourself in such a into someone else’s court and waiting for
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) while, anyway. It’s hard to imagine what way is rarely a good thing. Naturally, you them to make a play. Don’t race to the
You don’t need to process everything. others experience when shit happens to don’t have to open that door if someone destination and be forced to wait for
Some things (like your kids or roommate them, and just because they’re not coping comes knocking somewhere down the anyone to catch up. There are games and
walking in on you having sex) are best the way you would doesn’t give you the line, but you ought to at least give it there games. There’s a time for throwing
simply never spoken of again, so every- right to butt in. This week keep this in some open-minded consideration. all your cards on the table, but generally
one can basically pretend it never hap- mind: Offering to help is always wel- it’s not right after they’ve been dealt.
pened and put it behind them. Before come, but forcing your “help” on some- SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) When it’s truly time, you’ll know. Until
you open your mouth, ask yourself what one almost never is. You talk a big game, but can you live then, be genuine, and meet someone
good could possibly come out of rehash- up to it? Or are you simply getting halfway to wherever you both want to go
ing something, and how likely that’ll LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) caught up in the moment, and saying shit — but don’t go much further. W
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outweigh all the awkwardness or misery The life of the party can also be the you don’t mean, or won’t feel tomorrow?
of having to talk it over. Nine times out party-killer. I had a friend who was con- That’s called leading someone on, and To contact Caeriel send mail to
sistently funny and entertaining — conse- it’s mean. This is about self-knowledge. I sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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LARIAT
& radio controls Excellent condition, negotiable $7,900 570-674-3901
Exquisite Red with on steering wheel, 15TH ANNIVERSARY 570-852-9072
$3,000 located in
candy clear coat,
black top with
4.5 years remain- Hazleton. EDITION.
` 06 SOFTTAIL CHEVROLET `05
Contractor ready

YAMAHA` 09 VSTAR
ing on 7 year 570-454-1945 or 1 of 600 made, all with ladder rack &
beige leather inte- 100,000 miles Nis- available options, tool box, 4x4 diesel,
rior. Digital gauge san bumper to
561-573-4114
63K miles, V8, auto.
NIGHTTRAIN TRAILBLAZER LT under 97K. Great
650 CLASSIC
package & option- bumper Premium T-roof, $7,995. condition, $17,000
al chrome & gold Dark gray metallic, Black/Grey. 18,000
Warranty included, Call 570-817-2577 or best offer.
alloy wheels. Con- new rr tire & miles. Well
EXCELLENT CON- brakes, many Like New. 570-925-2845
vertible.
Beautiful,
Must Sell!
DITION Altima
HYBRID 35city/33 CHEVROLET `68 C10
New 350 motor and
STUDEBAKER ‘31
Rumble seat, coupe
extras. $10,900
(570) 592-4982
Less than 1000
miles. White and
equipped. Includes
On-Star, tow pack-
age, roof rack, FORD `99 E250
highway mpg. chrome. Garage
$31,000 $18,900. new transmission. Good condition. running boards, Wheelchair Van
$29,900 570-371-9001 REDUCED TO Call for details Looking for that kept. $6,300 remote starter, 78,250 miles. Fully
Call after 5:00 p.m. $5,000 FIRM (570) 881-7545 special place (570) 817-8127 extended warranty. serviced, new bat-

1993 CADILLAC called home?


(570) 906-1771 $16,000 tery, tires & rods.

PORSCHE `02 CHEVY `66 BEL AIR TANK ‘07 VISION Classified will address Looking for the right deal
on an automobile?
(570) 825-7251 Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
chairs. Braun Millen-
SEDAN DEVILLE
4 door
BOXSTER S 2 door post car, in
2007 Tank Motor
Sports Vision Motor-
Your needs.
Open the door
Turn to classified.
It’s a showroom in print! CHEVROLET `06 nium lift
remote. Walk up
with
with classified!
SILVERADO 1500
Great convertible, good condition for cycle. 250 cc, door. Front & rear
Blue-Sapphire age. Serious Brand new. 0 miles. Classified’s got
Beauty!
Beautiful condi-
black top, 6 speed
manual transmis- inquiries only, call
for details. $8,500
$2,400. For more
information call Tom
HARLEY DAVIDSON `01 the directions! 4X4 pickup, extend-
ed cab, 6 1/2 ft.
A/C. Power locks &
windows. Excellent
sion, carbon fiber Road King 19,000 condition. $9,500.
tion. Garage kept
dash, leather interi- or best offer. Call at 570-825-2114 miles, new tires, lots 442 RVs & Campers box, automatic. 570-237-6375
26,000 miles. All Steve at Pewter. 48,000
or, front & rear of extra chrome.
available options -
fully loaded. 4
trunk, fast & agile.
$18,000 or best
570-407-0531 421 Boats & Like New. $12,900.
Call 570-639-1989 FLAGSTAFF `08 miles. Excellent
condition. $17,000 HONDA `03
door. Grey leather
interior
offer. Call
CORVETTES Marinas or 570-760-1023
CLASSIC Negotiable
$7,900
570-262-2478
WANTED
(570) 954-7461
ODYSSEY
CUSTOM
Super Lite Fifth
HONDA ‘04 Wheel. LCD/DVD
CHEVROLET `07 High mileage,
From an Exotic,
Private Collection SALEEN `02 1953-1972
Any Condition!
SHADOW
flat screen TV, fire-
place, heated mat-
140000
automatic,
miles,
front
TRAILBLAZER LS
SE 281 CREST 15’
Courteous, Fast tress, ceiling fan,
Call 570-650-0278 Professional Buyer. Hide-a-Bed sofa,
wheel drive, 4
Convertible, silver Licensed & Bonded SABRE 1100 outside speakers & Perfect condition,
17,000 miles.
door, anti-lock
brakes, air condi-

MERCEDES-BENZ on black, garage corvettebuyer.com Fiberglass grill, 2 sliders, tioning, air bags,
black, 13,500 Asking $20,000
kept, Production 1-800-850-3656 aluminum wheels,
boat with miles. Windshield, water purifier, 570-332-3681 power locks,
#351. 14,500 power windows,
`95 SL 500
Convertible, with
miles. Asking
$23,500, FORD `52 trailer. Out-
board propul-
saddle bag. Excel-
lent condition.
awning, microwave
oven, tinted safety CHEVY `05 EQUINOX power mirrors,
AM/FM radio, CD

COUNTRY SEDAN
Serious inquiries sion. Includes: $4,500. Call glass windows, LT (premium pack- player, rear
removable hard (570) 852-9455 raised panel fridge
only! age), 3.4L, 47,000 defroster, rear
top, dark Blue,
570-477-3600 CUSTOM LINE
2 motors & many acces- miles. All wheel
camel interior, windshield wiper,
Erinmade,
Summer Driving STATION WAGON
HONDA sories & options. drive, power moon- $5,990

SCION ‘08 TC
V8, automatic, “Lark II series” Excellent condition, roof, windows, locks (570) 606-4198
Only, Garage Kept. 2004 CRF 100. $22,500.
8 passenger, PRICE & seats. Leather
Very Good Excellent condition. 570-868-6986
3rd seat, good interior, 6 cd chang-
Condition, No
Accidents. Classy
Car. Price
Low
42,000
mileage,
miles, 4
condition, 2nd
owner. $9,500.
REDUCED!
$2,400
$1500 or best offer.
570-498-7702
SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS
er, rear folding
seats, keyless entry,
HUMMER ‘05 H2
Yellow with black
speed, front wheel 570-579-3517 NEGOTIABLE Travel Trailer. 29’, onstar, roof rack, leather interior.
Reduced!
$13,995
or trade for
drive, 2 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
FORD `66
570-417-3940 KAWASAKI ‘06 mint condition, 1
slide out a/c-heat.
running
garage kept.
boards, Front & rear heated
seats. Many chrome
ditioning, air bags, Vulcan Classic $14,750.
SALT CREEK SKIF
SUV or other. Mustang Coupe. Stove, microwave, accessories. $28,500
power locks, power 1500 570-362-1910 or best offer. Call
570-388-6669 Pearl white, pony fridge, shower
windows, power Black and chrome. (570) 788-9826 or
inside & out. Many
NISSAN `06 SENTRA mirrors, cruise con-
trol, AM/FM radio,
interior. Pristine
condition. 26K
14’ fiberglass fish-
ing boat, tri-hull
Fuel injected. 21”
windshield. Pas-
more extras.
Reduced. $15,500.
CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR (570) 956-8547
Leave Message
miles. $17,000 or (very stable), 25 HP senger backrest. Custom Van. 67K
1.8 S, Special CD player, Mp3 Tahatsu outboard, Call 570-842-6735 miles. Interior has
best offer.
INTERNATIONAL ‘95
Edition, Power player, keyless Floor boards.
(570) 817-6768 Full Galvanized Remainder of war- oak wood trim, car-
steering, brakes, entry, sun/moon
roof, rear defroster,
Trailer. Perfect Con- ranty. Expires SUNLITE CAMPER peting, storage
DUMP TRUCK
LINCOLN `88
windows & locks. dition. Built in fuel areas, TV, rear seat
6 CD changer. tinted windows. Feb., 2012. Kept in 22 ft. 3 rear bunks, Refurbished, rebuilt
tank. All new in ‘01. heated garage! center bathroom, convertible to dou-
Excellent condition, $14,200. engine, transmis-
ble bed, curtains.
TOWN CAR
$2,500 Never damaged. kitchen, sofa bed. sion replaced.
43K. $12,500. (570) 443-7522 Call 570-256-7311 Seats 7. Power win-
570-881-6897 before 9:30 p.m. 7,000 miles. Great Air, Fully self con- Rear-end removed
61,000 original condition! $6,800 tained. Sleeps 6. dows & seats. Cus-
and relubed. Brand
Boat? Car? Truck?
Motorcycle? Air-
Line up a place to live miles, garage kept,
triple black, leather
SEA NYMPH ‘94 570-574-9217 New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
tom lighting on ceil-
ing. New exhaust
new 10’ dump. PA
state inspected.
19’, 4.0 Outboard
in classified! interior, carriage system. New rear
SUZUKI `07 C50T
plane? Whatever it motor, good condi- 215-322-9845 $12,900/best offer.
roof, factory wire tires. Recently
is, sell it with a tion. $6,000 or best 570-594-1496
Classified ad.
TOYOTA `06 wheels, loaded, offer. Call TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft inspected. Excellent
condition. $4,800.
CRUISER
570-829-7130 excellent condition. 570-722-4077 Let the Community
Rear queen master Call 570-655-0530 Know!
PONTIAC ‘69 FIREBIRD AVALON $5,500. Call
Mike 570-237-7660 bedroom, Walk Place your Classified
New tires, new 427 Commercial
EXCELLENT thru bathroom.
DODGE `94 Ad TODAY!
400 CONVERTIBLE brakes, Inspected
March 4, AC, MAZDA `88 RX-7 Trucks & Center kitchen +
dinette bed. Front Dakota with cap.
570-829-7130
Blue/white top &
white interior.
AVPS, Fully
loaded, 18,000
CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage
Equipment
CONDITION extra large living
room + sofa bed.
1 owner, garage
kept, very good KIA `02 SEDONA
Recent document-
ed frame-off
mile bumper to kept, 65k original
miles, black with CHEVROLET ‘89 Windshield, Bags,
Floorboards,V&H
Big View windows.
Air, awning, sleeps
condition. Many
extras including lift
EX, Van, Sunroof.
61,000 miles.
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bumper warranty. C70. 24’ box. Lift & back seat.


restoration. Over grey leather interior, Pipes, White 6, very clean, will Loaded. Good
90,000 miles. gate, many new 29 MPG gas.
$31,000 invested. all original & never walls,Garage Kept. deliver. Located in condition.
$12,900. parts. $1,900. (570) 868-0944
will sell $21,500. seen snow. $8,900. 6K Miles $5,500 Benton, Pa. $4,900. $5000 or best offer.
(570) 881-3712 (570)675-7546
570-335-3127 Call 570-237-5119 (570) 430-0357 215-694-7497 570-606-7654
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 507 Banking/Real 513 Childcare 522 Education/ 533 Installation/
SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans Estate/Mortgage Training Maintenance/
Professionals BABYSITTERS Repair
JEEP `07 HONDA `10
Needed for 2 year TEACHING POSITION
WRANGLER X 460 VICE PRESIDENT old in Duryea.
Leave message Immediate opening AUTOMOTIVE
4x4, stick shift, soft
top. Red exterior,
ODYSSEY
Special Edition.
AUTOMOTIVE
OF OPERATIONS
with experience.
References
required. Must be
days & evenings for
full time and adjunct
faculty in Electrical
TECHNICIANS
well maintained, Maroon, Fully SERVICE flexible during day. Trades program.
Full time. Day shift.
Experienced.
P & G Federal Cred-
garage kept. 11,500 loaded. Leather DIRECTORY 506 Administrative/ it Union is seeking a Call 570-301-8844 Minimum 3 years Driver’s license and
miles, one owner. seats. TV/DVD, Clerical Vice President of work experience in PA State Inspection
AC, CD player, navigation, sun Operations who is 518 Customer field. Teaching required.
cruise control. roof plus many 468 Auto Parts responsible for experience a plus Call 570-237-6671
Tow package with other extras. assisting the Credit Support/Client Care but not required.
cargo carrier. 3rd seat. Only Union CEO/Presi- Fax resume to: Looking for that
570-301-3602
Excellent condition.
$18,700
1,900 Miles.
Brand New.
CALL US!
dent in the overall
management of the
OWNER SERVICE 570-287-7936
Or send to
special place
called home?
ADMIN/RECEPTIONIST
Call 570-822-9680 Asking $37,000
(570) 328-0850 TO JUNK
credit union. This
position has direct REPRESENTATIVE Director of Education
Fortis Institute Classified will address
LEXUS `04 GX 470 YOUR CAR
Sundance Vacations responsibility for the Seeking full and 166 Slocum Street Your needs.
SUZUKI `09
in Wilkes Barre is administration and part-time represen- Forty Fort, PA 18704 Open the door
Black with dark seeking a recep- supervision of front tative to handle with classified!
gray leather interior. BEST PRICES tionist for Friday thru
GRAND4x4.
VITARA166 end and branch customer relation 527 Food Services/
DVD player. Fully
LANDSCAPING
IN THE AREA Monday. Ideal can- activities within issues with our
loaded. 92,000
Luxury CA$H ON THE $POT, didate must be established policies owner base. Good Hospitality
miles. Excellent Free Anytime neat, organized,
horsepower 4 cylin- and guidelines. Par- phone etiquette a
condition. $19,000
(570) 675-4424 der, 4 mode full time
4 wheel drive. 1,269
Pickup
570-301-3602
pleasant, and enjoy
working in a fast-
ticipate in
strategic planning
the plus. This is not a
telemarketing posi- COOKS
Full & Part Time
SEASONAL HELP
Full time, must have
miles. 4 wheel anti paced environment. and the develop- tion. Call for per- clean driving record.
LINEUP Computer skills are Mornings/nights/

LINCOLN ‘06
lock disc brakes. ment of credit union sonal interview. Experience a plus.
a must. We offer policies, procedures Vacation Charter, weekends. Experi-
Leather, heated Call for an appoint-
seats. Power seats, ASUCCESSFULSALE competitive salary and goals. Develop, Ltd. ence preferred.
ment. 570-472-0472

NAVIGATOR
and benefit pack- implement and 1-800-598-5238 Apply within
mirrors, locks &
sunroof.
changer
6
with
cd
8
INCLASSIFIED! age. Ability to travel
to King of Prussia a
maintain operational
procedures to maxi-
Ext. 98 Ramada
20 Public Square
SUMMER
Pearl white, all
leather. Fully speakers. Cruise & Doyouneedmorespace? must. Call for an
appt. today:
mize efficiency. LINE UP Wilkes-Barre.
A yard or garage sale
LABORERS
tilt. Smart pass key- Oversee the devel-
loaded with 1-877-808-1158 A GREAT DEAL...
all options.
less entry
$19,000. Call
start.
in classified
opment and moni-
toring of perform-
IN CLASSIFIED!
SHIFT MANAGERS
Navigation sys- 570-401-3714 is the best way ance standards. A

Find the
Auntie Anne’s Part-time, summer
tem, entertain- minimum of five (5)
ment DVD pack- Shopping for a tocleanoutyourclosets! years senior man- 522 Education/ Pretzels is
labor, light mainte-
nance & landscape
age, 3rd row new apartment? You’re in bussiness agement experi-
Training
now hiring for: positions available.

perfect
ence with a financial
seating, climate Classified lets with classified! institution required.
•Shift Managers
and crew for
Start date: May

COACHES
control seats, 2011, rate: $11/hour,
you compare costs - 472 Auto Services
Bachelor’s Degree new Wilkes- flexible schedule

friend.
sun roof, excel- preferred. P & G
lent condition. without hassle Credit Union offers Openings available
Barre
location.
Walmart available for
or worry! enrolled college stu-
$14,995.
570-301-2244 Get moving $ WANTED JUNK $ an outstanding ben-
efit package. Visit
in the Tunkhannock
Area School District •Shift managers
for its Wyoming
dents. Must be 18+
& have valid drivers
VEHICLES our website at for Varsity Football
with classified! Valley and license & reliable
The Classified www.pgmfcu.com Assistant Coaches,
transportation.
NISSAN `08 ROGUE TRACTOR Freshman Football Steamtown Mall
LISPI TOWING section at Interested candi- Send resume or let-
Head Coach, and locations.
SL. AWD, 1 owner, We pick up 822-0995 timesleader.com dates should send Freshman Football Apply in person
ter of interest to:

TRAILERS their resume along c/o The Times


no accidents. 4 Assistant Head at either mall
WANTED with salary require- Leader, Box 2490,
door hatchback, 6 Coach. location.
FREIGHTLINER Cars & Full Size ments on or before 15 N. Main St.,
cylinder, roof rails,
’97 MIDROOF Trucks. For prices... April 15, 2011 to the Interested appli- Wilkes-Barre, PA
dark gray, black
interior. Premium 475 CAT & 10 Lamoreaux Auto Call 829-7130 following address or cants should submit 18711-0250.
wheels, new tires, speed transmission. Parts 477-2562 to place your ad. email: a letter of interest
brakes extra set of $12,000 P & G Mehoopany to Mr. Richard 542 Logistics/
LINEUP Employees Federal Bombick, Director of
snows. Premium
Credit Union Human Resources, Transportation
sound/Bose/blue- FREIGHTLINER

VALLEY COUNTRY
Attn: Kathy Stanziale 41 Philadelphia Ave.,
DRIVER
tooth, XM radio. ’99 CONDO

ASUCCESSFULSALE
Intelligent key entry. 430 Detroit, Super VP of Human Tunkhannock, PA
Newly inspected 10 transmission. Resources 18657. All clear-
Class A CDL driver
CLUB
36,900 miles Asking $15,000. P.O. Box 210 ances (#114 FBI Fin-

IN CLASSIFIED! Tunkhannock, PA gerprint, Criminal needed. Must have


$19,500 clean MVR; doubles
(570) 371-7227 ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ 18657 check #34, Child
kathypgcu@ptd.net Abuse #151 and TB) endorsement.
with sides. All in West Hazleton

SUZUKI `07 XL-7


aluminum, spread
axle. $6,500.
Doyouneedmorespace? Equal Opportunity
Employer
must be secured.
Deadline for appli- is seeking
Part time. Dayshift.
Weekends. Call
Todd 570-991-0316
56,000 miles, A yard or garage sale Doyouneedmorespace?
cations: April 8, 2011
EOE.
experienced:

DRIVERS
automatic, 2 storage trailers.
all-wheel drive, 570-814-4790
in classified A yard or garage sale
DAYCARE
LINE COOKS
LIFEGUARDS
4 door, air condi-
CDL Class A
tioning, all power, TRUCKS FOR SALE is the best way in classified
STAFF NEEDED
is the best way BARTENDERS Needed for a
CD player, leather Ford, GMC,
tocleanoutyourclosets!
paving company.
interior, tinted International-Prices ONLY
ONL
NLY ONE
N LE
LEA
L
LEADER.
E DER
D . tocleanoutyourclosets! Experience a must. & WAITSTAFF Experience neces-
windows, custom starting at $2,295. You’re in bussiness sary. 570-474-6329
You’re in bussiness
wheels, $13,000 Early Childhood
Box Truck, Cab & Call 570-788-1112
Call 570-829-8753 Chassis available. timesleader.com with classified! Education a plus.
To inquire call Scott ext. 118 to set up
Before 5:00 p.m. Call U-haul
570-822-5536 with classified! at 570-655-1012. an interview.

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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011
548 Medical/Health 551 Other 566 Sales/Retail/ 708 Antiques & 710 Appliances 712 Baby Items 716 Building 716 Building
Business Collectibles Materials Materials
CERTIFIED NURSES NIGHT AUDITOR Development PLATES: Star Trek
GLIDER CHAIR. Tan
cushions with honey
colored wood.
DOOR. Solid wood, DOORS: 2 entry
AIDE Part Time
Apply in person. SALESPERSON
Plates-Original
Series of 8 Plates, Excellent condition.
$100. 654-8042
6 panel. Exterior or
interior. Natural oak
doors. Wood
glass entry door
&
Full Time Knights Inn Now hiring Full from Capt Kirk, to finish, right or left 32”x80” great
Sulu. Plus large
PHYSICAL THERAPIST 310 Route 315
Pittston, PA 18640
Time positions.
Commission based. Enterprise
Showing
Plate
Entire
JOGGING
STROLLER will not
with hardware.
36x80. $150. Call
shape $75. Steel
Entry door 32”x 80”.
Contract 570-654-6020 Experience in fold $25. Pack N 570-735-8730 or Rt. hand swing ( in &
propane, heating oil Crew. All in original 570-332-8094 to the right), nice
RN 554 Production/ & HVAC sales. Email
or fax resumes to
boxes.
(570)474-5159
$100
GENE’S
Play, fabric a little
yellowed due to DOORS: (2) sliding
glass, great shape,
can use a coat of
Full Time age, non-smoking
Personal Care Home
Operations 570-474-5256 or RECONDITIONED house. $20. Both
closet doors, 24x80 paint, reducing the
eb2@buttonoil.com Visit us at APPLIANCES wood with natural price to $75. or
good condition.
MANUFACTURING
Health Services finish. $40. DOOR
Call between Merchant’s Village 60 Day Warranty 570-574-3418 take both doors for
8am-4pm STORE CLERK (the old Pittston
Wal-Mart)
Monday-Friday
UMBRELLA stroller,
(1) 30x80 natural
finish. $50.
$125. save $25.!
Cash or paypal.
570-287-4800
SUPERVISOR 10am - 5:30pm.
5 days a week. Call
We have antiques
galore! Come to
8:00PM-5:00PM
Saturday
red & blue plaid $7.
Backless booster
Excellent condition.
675-4383
570-735-2661
Responsibilities 570-823-3095 Booth 162! 8:00AM-11:00AM seat $5. Car seat, Selling Your
Include: Primitive bakers Gateway gray with blue trim, Furniture?
• Production 573 Warehouse cabinet, plantation Shopping Center $30. Pack & Play, Do it here in the
scheduling. desk, dry sink, Kingston, PA cream & olive green Classifieds!
• Equipment GLASS DOOR. 3 570-829-7130
DENTAL ASSISTANT planning.
• Execute the daily
WAREHOUSE/DRIVER Hoosiers. Loads
of smalls and tons
(570) 819-1966
plaid pattern $60.
Pack & Play Graco, way glass door for
bath tub. $25 WHITE ASH LOGS -
Full time. A whole- of good stuff! blue & yellow, $30.
Full Time production plan by sale distributor Stroller, green & 570-331-8183 Fresh Cut, 3 pieces
Consignments MR COFFEE espres- 12”x54”. $20 each.
X-Ray Certification shuffling resources requires person for Welcome so/ cappuccino cream plaid $40. INTERIOR DOOR:
Carpenter Dental as necessary. delivery to retail Booster high chair, 570-779-3551
570-855-7197 machine $15. Laun- Still in shrink wrap.
1086 Wyoming Ave. • Ensure operator dealers and general 570-328-3428 dry tub, faucet & cream with bur- Jeld Wen solid pine WINDOWS (3) New
Forty Fort, PA 18704 performance to warehouse duties. cabinet $20. Front gundy, $25. TV 6 panel 30”. Paid storm windows,
Attn:HR Department standards. Order pick, stock gate Kristina bar video baby monitor, $95. Make an offer. asking $60. total.
YEARBOOKS:
Or Fax to 714-5184. • Work with engi- shelves, and main- stool $75. 696-1432 brand new, $50. 570-466-6481 570-825-5847
Coughlin H.S. 1926,
Or Email to neering to improve tenance. Clean driv- Baby bath tub
1928, 1932, 1937,
CarpenterDental@
hotmail.com
manufacturing
methods.
ing record required.
Benefits include
1940, 1961, 1963, To place your shower $20. Wood-
512 Business/ 512 Business/
en changing table
• Enable round-the- paid health insur-
1942, 1943, 1944, ad call...829-7130 $60. Eddie Bauer Strategic Strategic
IMMEDIATE 1949. G.A.R. H.S.
clock communica- ance and vacation. RANGE: GE Profile
OPENINGS! tions. No Phone calls.
1934, 1935, 1936, car seat, beige & Management Management
1937, 1945, 1946, electric range. black suede $40.
•3-11 PCA • Excellent commu- Apply in person at smooth cooktop Exer-ersaucer, $50.
•EVENING 1951, 1955, 1956,
nication and inter- Gallagher Floral with 5 burners. 570-239-5292
RECEPTIONIST 1957, 1961, 1965,
personal skills.
Apply in Person
No Phone Calls
• 3-5 year supervi-
Supply
10 Gallagher Drive
1966, 1970, 1980,
1985, 2005, 2006.
large oven, 7 years
old, like new. Line up a place to live EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
sory experience Plains, PA bisque $300. GE
TIFFANY COURT preferred. (Behind M&T Bank)
Meyers H.S. 1935,
1936, 1937, 1938, profile over the in classified! The Osterhout Free Library is seeking an Execu-
700 Northampton St • Experience in counter microwave tive Director to lead the overall operations and
1942, 1943, 1944,
Kingston, PA Metal Working
1945, 1946, 1960, oven, convection & 714 Bridal Items development of Osterhout Library system and its
Industry skills microwave cooking, three branches. The incumbent will serve as the
Say it HERE desired
1974, 1975, 1976,
BRIDAL TOWEL
like new $125.
in the Classifieds! 1977. Kingston H.S.
570-417-4177 CAKE Frilly Fun & Administrator of the Wilkes-Barre District
570-829-7130 Competitive Salary 1938, 1939, 1940, Library System and the Luzerne County Library
and Benefits pack- functional! Perfect
1944, 1948, 1949. REFRIGERATOR:
age. shower gift or Cen- System.
OPTICAL SALES
Plymouth H.S. 1930, 18 cu. ft. Frigidaire, terpieces! Custom
Send resume to: c/o 700 1931, 1932, 1933,
1938, 1943, 1944,
stainless steel look made! $50. Qualifications include and MLS from an ALA
The Times Leader with black handles. 570-241-6163
ASSOCIATES Box 2485
MERCHANDISE 1959, 1960. has ice maker. Paid accredited program, and minimum of seven years’
Hanover H.S. 1951, $600 3 years ago, WEDDING package: experience including four years in administrative
15 N. Main St.
Immediate full-time/ 1952, 1953, 1954, must move fast! ring pillow, money capacity, and excellent communication skills.
Wilkes-Barre, PA 702 Air
part-time openings 1960. West Pittston $100 or best offer. bag, apron -
18711-0250
with leading optical Conditioners H.S. Annual 1925, Call 570-262-4788 babushka, hanky,
chain. Great salary, 1926, 1927, 1928, satin slippers. All
Competitive salary & benefit package.
commissions, bene- 566 Sales/Retail/ AIR CONDITIONER 1931, 1932, 1959. REFRIGERATOR: made with satin Forward resume & cover letter to
fits, & 401k. Experi- Business $40 Luzerne H.S. 1951, Kitchen Aid top lace, pearls & Search Committee
ence preferred but 1952, 1956, 1957, mount with ice
not necessary.
Development 570-740-1246
1959. Berwick H.S. maker; white; 65”h
sequins, beautiful, 71 S. Franklin St. Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701
never used $100.
Call 570-822-5900. 1952, 1953, 1956, x 30”w x 31 1/2”d; 570-654-6283 No Phone Calls. EOE.
EOE. 708 Antiques & 1957, 1958, 1960, white; 18.8 cu ft;
Collectibles 1967, 1968, 1969 energy star; humidi- 509 Building/ 509 Building/ 509 Building/
PHARMACY ANTIQUE CEDAR
,1970. Lehman H.S.
1973, 1974, 1976,
ty controlled; slide n
lock; adjustable Construction/ Construction/ Construction/
CHEST: hand paint- 1978, 1980. Nanti- bins; whisper quiet; Skilled Trades Skilled Trades Skilled Trades
TECHNICIAN ed flowers on front,
footed base &
coke Area H.S. excellent; $375.

INSIDE
Part time position. 1976, 2008. Dallas 570-817-1724
beautiful carved H.S. 1966, 1967,
JOB FAIR
Previous retail phar- TURKEY FRYER, All-
trim. Leg needs 1968. Bishop Hoban
macy experience
necessary. Knowl-
ACCOUNT minor repair. $100.
570-654-1581 or
H.S. 1972, 1973,
1974, 1975. West
In-One gas & char-
coal single burner
edge of 3rd party
570-881-5143 Side Central smoker grill, & pro- SATURDAY, April 9, 2011
EXECUTIVE
insurance billing a pane tank! Like new,
plus. Fax resume to: Catholic H.S. 1965 -
ANTIQUES:
Harrold’s Pharmacy
570-824-8730
Pitcher with ruffled
1974, 1980, 1981.
Westmoreland H.S.
over $300 invested.
Take all for $165. 8:30AM- 12:30PM
Local sales edge & 3 matching 1952, 1953 - 1954 Cash or Paypal.

SUPPORT STAFF
operation
looking for an
is glasses $25. Cop-
per Tea Kettle $15.
G.A.R. H.S. 1972,
1973, 1974, 1975,
570-735-2661
Location of Job Fair:
experienced 570-639-2780 1976 Pittston H.S.
WASHER & electric Hazleton Site Contractors
POSITION telemarketer/in
side account BOOK: Car Care,
1936, 1951, 1954,
1963 Pittston Hospi-
dryer. Amana,
white, 3 years old, Humboldt Industrial Park, 40 Elm Road, Hazleton, PA
Full time position executive for Banzai & Baseball bought new, excel-
tal School of Nurs-
available, Monday it’s NEPA loca- 100 Book. $10 each.
ing, J.O.Y. of 1957,
lent $200 each. Various Opportunities
through Friday tion. 570-825-2494 Call 570-417-8078
1959 West Pittston
8:45am to 5:00pm.
DOLL: Grandmoth- H.S. 1950, 1954,
or 735-2764 Lehigh Valley Area
Duties include but Qualified indi- 1955, 1956, 1960 Heavy Civil Bridge Estimator and Project Manager
er’s doll very old,
are not limited to ini- vidual will set-
cloth body filled with Hazleton H.S. 1938, 712 Baby Items
tial client intake and
scheduling, file and
up appoint-
ments for out- looks like shredded 1939, 1940, 1941, Locust Ridge Site Contractors - Pocono Lake, PA
wood, material 1942, 1943, 1945, BABY ITEMS: 2nd and 3rd Shift - Heavy Diesel Truck Mechanic
office management, side sales rep- 1948, 1949, 1950, Newborn swing
behind one knee
new client paper- resentatives
worn through with 1953, 1954, 1955, $50. Gate $10. Pack Laborer, Equipment Operator
work, and some with businesses 1956, 1957, 1959, N Play $30. Child-
switchboard cover- in NEPA. Some age, other than that
in good condition, 1960, 1961, 1962, craft crib $75. Hazleton Site Contractors-Hazleton, PA
age. A high school
diploma is required;
clients
existing
are
cus- old dress on doll. 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. Changing pad cover Lehigh Valley Site Contractors-Easton, PA
Asking $100. 570- 1951, 1952 $10. Child’s oak 4 2nd or 3rd Shift Heavy Diesel Truck Mechanic
must be experi- tomers. COLD 570-825-4721 drawer chest $50.
CALLING IS 474-2756 between
enced in computer Dresser combo
use, especially REQUIRED! 8:30am- 9pm.
changing table Pikes Creek Site Contractors-Hunlock Creek, PA
Microsoft Office. MILLS BROS: 2 710 Appliances $100. 825-0569 Paving Laborer, Paving Operator, Paving Foreman, Low Bed Driver
Knowledge with Position is full- albums (4 records), General Laborer and Equipment Operator
insurances is a plus. time with health GRILL electric CHANGING TABLE:
1 photo black/white
Catholic Social Ser- benefits, paid framed autograph.
ceramic 12”x12” 3-Tier, maple, with 2 2nd or 3rd Shift Heavy Diesel Truck Mechanic
vices is an equal vacation, hourly nonstick. Smoke mats & sheets. New
$100.
opportunity employ- and bonus pay. 570-825-2494
free. New in box. Condition. $35. Crib Pikes Creek Site Contractors-Wyalusing, PA
er. Resumes to: $15. 570-655-2154 Set - Pottery Barn 2nd Shift Heavy Diesel Truck Mechanic
Catholic Social Please e-mail NEON SIGN - Elec- velour animal print: 1st Shift Heavy Equipment Road Mechanic
MICROWAVE: GE, all
Services resume to tric, Camel sign, 30 bumper pads, quilt
options, with
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turntable, excellent SAME DAY INTERVIEWS- For information call 1-800-344-2463
33 East Northamp- aol.com 570-829-2411 skirt & curtain set.
condition. $40.
ton Street, Wilkes- 570-675-4383
Excellent Condition. Competitive wages & Benefits- Pre-Employment drug testing. (EOE)
Barre, PA 18701 $35. 570-675-3414
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566 Sales/Business 566 Sales/Business 542 Logistics/ 720 Cemetery 726 Clothing 730 Computer 732 Exercise 732 Exercise
Development Development Transportation Plots/Lots Equipment & Equipment Equipment
CLOTHING: Plains
soccer, new hooded Software
AUTOMOTIVE SALES CEMETERY PLOTS CARDIOGLIDE full EXERCISE BIKE:

weekender
sweatshirt, adult xl. body motion, low Recumbent, mag-
paid $25. asking LAPTOP Compaq
Plymouth National impact, good condi- netic, electronic,
$15. Plains soccer 12” screen windows
Cemetery in tion $50. NORDIC- $50. 570-779-4176
CONSULTANTS hooded sweatshirt, XP PRO SP3 with
Wyoming. 6 Plots.
job opportunity $450 each. Call youth medium. battery, ac adapter, TRACK- Walk Fit,
manual treadmill,
looks like new! $9. case, many games
570-825-3666 great workout! $75.
Plains soccer hood- & programs $80.
ROWING MACHINE

Driver
570-457-6610
Valley Chevrolet is seeking Do you need more space? ed sweatshirt, youth
large, looks like
$30. BODY BY JAKE PILATES
Slim down
CHAIR:
with
A yard or garage sale Hip & Thigh machine
individuals who are self-starters, new! $9. Clarks 732 Exercise Susan Lucci Pilates

Wanted
in classified $30. VITAMASTER-
sandals, nib. artisan Chair with arm
team-oriented and driven. is the best way collection burma Equipment Stationary bike $20.
attachments. Brand
570-735-5295
to clean out your closets! style, brown, size 9. New. $220. Mini
(No experience necessary) You’re in bussiness retail $80. sell $36.
(570) 696-5607
AB DOER, with ab
videos $25. Bun & EXERCISE BIKE. Trampoline. Brand
New. $22.
We Offer: A Weekender with classified! Thigh Roller $10. Lifestyle Air Chal-
lenge TA. Good con- 570-709-3564
driver is 726 Clothing LINE UP Both very good con-
dition. 574-3418 dition, older model.
• Salary & Commission • Benefits needed A GREAT DEAL... AB MACHINE - Ab
$35.570-655-5102 TREADMILL:Proform
385. Records dis-
CLOTHING
• 401k Plan • 5 Day Work Week for the women’s size large IN CLASSIFIED! Squeeze sit up $25.
570-675-0248
GLIDER: Fast Track.
$20.
tance & time. $75.
570-472-9660
& extra large con-
• Huge New & Used Inventory Shickshinny sisting of pants,
730 Computer
570-675-3414
740 Floorcoverings
area. tops, sweaters,
shoes size 9, over Equipment & 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
Apply in person to: 35 items. 2 wool Software
FLOORING: 3/4x5
Natural heart pine
Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager coats size L. $10
Medical Technologist
each. 570-655-1808 hardwood flooring.
DELL OPTIPLEX
Rick Merrick, Sales Manager Call GX260. Windows
Total of 211.5 sq. ft.
WOMAN’S Brand new in boxes.
for details! CLOTHING: blouses,
sweaters, dresses
XP. pentium 4.
Excellent condition.
Medical Technologist, B.S. ASCP, Registered Paid $522. asking
$250. 256-7868
$85. Dell Dimension with five years experience. Full time for
& pant sets. Sizes
12-14. $1-$10 each. 8100. Excellent con- independent laboratory. Day shift and every RUG: Area Rug. 4x6
279304
570.371.2525 Open toe shoes: dition. Windows XP.
dvdrw. cdrw. $70.
other Saturday morning. Medical Benefits Polypropylene. Navy
with ivory. $70.
new, size 7. $5. including vision and dental, vacation, paid
570-287-4994 HP PAVILION A362X 570-654-8042
PENTIUM 4 tower. time off, paid holidays, pension plan.
excellent condition. Competitive salary.
601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre 566 Sales/Business 566 Sales/Business dvdrom/cdrw. win- 742 Furnaces &
Development Development dows xp. card read- Send resume in confidence to: Heaters
er. front audio/
usb2.0. $90 Linda Carey, Supervisor Med Tech. HEATER: Amish,
570-905-2985 Pittston Medical Associates, Lab with remote.
Mahogany cabinet.
DESK. Computer 1099 S Township Blvd. Pittston, PA 18640 One year old. Excel-
Desk $50. Call 735- No phone calls please. lent. $250.
8730 or 332-8094 570-654-6283

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742 Furnaces & 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 754 Machinery &
Heaters Accessories Accessories Accessories Accessories Accessories Accessories Equipment
HEATER: Kerosene DINING ROOM SET: FURNITURE: HUTCH: Like new. DINING ROOM PICTURE: giant LAWNMOWER
Reddy - Mark 50 36”x 60” table with Upholstered Sitting $150. Sofa Couch: TABLE beveled Southwest $75. BLADE monitor
$15. 570-655-0711 2 leaf. Hutch cup- Chair with Ottoman Brand new. $100. glass, custom Wooden Teepee meter, with cables
board with glass $15. Cherry Wood (2) Lamp Tables: ordered, rectangu- shelf stand $75. new, never used
GET THE WORD OUT display doors. Hutch Coffee Table $15. $40. (1) Hanging lar with brass base. Area rug, olive $5. 570-735-6638
with a Classified Ad. BEDROOM SETS 47 3/4”W, 15 1/2” D Cherry Wood 6’ Light: $40. 5 chairs with brass green with leaf
570-829-7130 KING, and 72” H. $350. Grandfather Clock Call 570-443-7202 frames, rattan insert imprint, approxi- SNOWBLOWER 4.5
KING Mediter-
ranean Style. All 570-474-6919 $15. 570-655-0711 & upholstered royal mate 5x7 $40. HP 21” Electric Start
HEATER: Tower KITCHEN SET, hard blue seats. $250. 570-239-5292 $25. Small Air Com-
quartz electric wood. Triple dress-
er with mirror, 2 DINING ROOM HUTCH: French rock maple, 52” STUDENT DESK pressor $10.
heater, asking $20. TABLE, Hard Rock Provincial. 66” wide, oval table, 4 chairs maple, 2 drawers SOFA $800. Love 570-655-0711
570-825-5847 end tables, Armoire
chest. $650. FULL, maple no chairs, top 44” tall & bot- painted yellow $75. on top, large drawer Seat $500. Almost
FULL
$35. Also comes tom 32” tall. $25. Call 570-704-6588 new, excellent con-
STOVE: Antique 4 all wood, bookcase
with extra table leaf, (3) Clothing Storage
on side (can be
dition, hardwood
756 Medical
style headboard, used for hanging
burner kerosene oil
stove $25. dresser with mirror, The table without
the leaf is around 5’
Cabinets 3’ wide X To place your files) $30. Printer frame & spring coil
construction.
Equipment
570-675-0920 5 drawer chest
night table, $450. long. Took the legs
60” tall. $15 each.
570-655-0711 ad call...829-7130 stand-medium col-
ored wood, with 2 570-287-3600. CRT MONITOR 16”
off for easy trans- LAMP - Parlor stand shelves $20. Com- with power cable,
Call 570-823-8036
744 Furniture & port, cash or paypal RECLINER: light up lamp. Very good puter station- Saud-
TABLE kitchen or excellent condition
green, works well. dining 36” round $10. 570-287-4994
Accessories BEDROOM SUITE. 570-735-2661
$60. 570-654-1581
condition. Grey er, large, oak finish, oak veneer, very
Girls. Full/queen metal color. $25. lots of shelves, 2 file
ENTERTAINMENT or 570-881-5143 sturdy, took legs off DIABETES Lancets
ANTIQUE hand dec- headboard, lingerie 570-740-1246 drawers $50.
CENTER: Dark for easy transport, box of 100 $5.
orated secretary chest, armoire, 570-735-5295 570-654-6283
Wood. 66” tall by good condition $15.
desk $400. dresser w/mirror.
49” wide. Excellent 542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 570-822-7903
570-287-0820 Green/Pink. Excel- Collect cash, not dust!
lent/ $325. condition. $25. Transportation Transportation Clean out your
LANCETS box of 100
570-779-4176 TABLE: round pub $5. each. Diabetic
BEDROOM - 570-815-5152 basement, garage syringes 60 bags of
table with glass top;
Fruitwood dresser, or attic and call the 10 $.50 each. Lon-
CHAIR rocks & ENTERTAINMENT wooden brown
bureau, 2 twin beds, Classified depart- tus Insulin 5 boxes
swivels, love seat, CENTER: traditional table with glass top
brass full size bed ment today at 570- $20. each. Novolog
pink color, good oak finish, excellent protector; tubular
$495. LIVING ROOM 829-7130! Insulin 5 boxes $20.
condition. both $50. condition $40. Book metal table base;
Traditional blue vel- each. One Touch
570-655-2154 shelf: 5 shelves, 42”h x 39” round;
vet with White Trim. K I T C H E N TA B L E , Ultra Mini $5. Accu-
large, light oak fin- excellent. $125.
3-Pieces. $450. Early American, with Chek Aviva $5. One

DRIVERS -
COUCH & love seat. ish, very good con- 570-817-1724
570-799-9846 four chairs for sale. Touch Ultra 2 $5.
Couch has a queen dition. $20. Canopy
Bed Frame: queen, Table & chairs are 570-239-0057
BEDROOM SET sleeper. $100. solid wood with 752 Landscaping &
ANTIQUE 5 PIECE. Or best offer. headboard & base,
black legs & tan top/ Gardening LIFT CHAIR
CLASS A CDL
$800. 570-474-0154 black metal. $135.
570-430-4054 seats. Table is
570-287-0563 round & measures CHIPPER, shredder, Summit stairway lift,
42” in diameter & mulcher, bagger. 1 year old, barely
548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health has a 12” leaf. Ask- Craftsman 5 HP. 3 used, battery back-
ing $175 for table, cutting stages. Very up. Asking $1800 or
Looking for a company leaf & chairs. Call
570-430-1366.
good condition.
$350. 675-4383
best offer.
570-401-1558
Call

you can retire with? LAMP - Parlor stand LAWNMOWER: POWER CHAIR -
Jazzy Select,
Looking for more up lamp. Very good
condition. Grey
Weedeater 21” 4-75
$15. 570-655-0711 $700 or best offer
566 Sales/Business 566 Sales/Business 566 Sales/Business home/family time? metal color. $25. Call for more details
570-740-1246 Spike & Gorilla’s 570-829-2411
Development Development Development Lawn Care & Out-
We offer top pay LAMPS: Green with door Maintenance SCOOTERS:
Golden Avenger
gold base lamps, We do it all!
and benefits white pleated Lawn Care - Summer $100; Amigo $100;
Wrangler 4-wheels
shades, like new. packages available,
Weekly home time $25. Speaker concrete patios, (Pride Mobility)$250
& one other $100.
stands, cherry tree trimming &
and much more
NURSE SUPERVISOR
wood for bookshelf removal. Gutter Or best offer for
size. 1 year old. $25. cleaning. Custom any. Call between
570-283-2412 dog Kennels & 12pm & 4pm.

SALES ACCOUNT
RN, FullTime, EXECUTIVE
Home Care - Pediatric For more details, please call MICROWAVE/TV
STAND, Oak on
wooden playsets.
570-702-2497
570-287-3826
WHEELCHAIR: 24”
Requirements: Work Hard. Play Hard. 800-628-7807 wheels $20. Oak file
cabinet, 2 drawer
TRIMMER/EDGER
Torro electric, 10”
wide heavy duty.
One of a kind. Like
new.
• 2 Fun,
yearsenergetic
nursing experience in with a love for the
individual and ask for recruiting $25. 570-675-0248 cut, new in box
$20. 825-9744 $249 negotiable.
570-655-9452
homecare or casenightlife
management
wanted!
• Experience withVents andTrachs 554 Production/ 554 Production/ 542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 758 Miscellaneous
Northeastern PA’s #1 arts & entertainment free Operations Operations Transportation Transportation
preferred AB CIRCLE PRO
weekly is looking for a sales account executive $75.
• Excellent communication skills 570-735-4824
for the Weekender as well as online sales for
• Ability to work independently PRODUCTION AIR PURIFIER : Ionic
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Forward your resume to bwiseley@bayada.com
Base salary plus commission package
BAYADA NURSES
L KING... Drive with the best of the best!
Come join our great family of Drivers
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570-779-4176
AUTO & TRUCK
Benefits package including Health Care, 401K, life for FULL TIME work with MANUALS: 1950-
and disability insurance great BENEFITS? 1985. $10 each.
Clarks Summit,
Residence in MonroePA • 609-747-8593
County and MACHINE OPERATORS needed for
Pinto Trailer Hook
for dump truck: $50.
sales experience preferred busy plastic manufacturing plant. OBO.
570-823-6829
Bachelor’s degree preferred $9.00/hr. to to start.
60-90 day evaluation with Tired of sorting through ads the acts that
Creative, enthusiastic individuals only need apply BARREL,
$ increase $ based on YOUR promise home weekly runs or sorry no wooden.
performance, attendance etc. local runs available? If what you really 53 gallon.
Excellent
Pre-employment drug screening and background 12 hour shifts on alternating 3 & 4 want is to be home daily, look no further. condition $195.
day work weeks. Every other 570-876-3830
check required.
weekend a must. Drivers Qualifications
Interested candidates should send letter of interest, Class A CDL ability to obtain tank and hazmat
Previous mfg. experience preferred. BATHROOM SINK
resume and salary history to: 2 years recent verifiable tractor-trailer experience. SET: Gerber white
Some heavy lifting. Promotion from Safe driving record. porcelain bathroom
within opportunities. sink with mirror and
medicine cabinet.
Benefit Pkg. includes: Medical, Advantages Matching set. $80.
Dental, Vision, Life Ins., Vacation, Home Daily. Competitive pay package. Excel- 570-331-8183
lent benefit packages. Training on safe driving
Holiday pay PLUS and product handling. New and well maintained BEDDING:
Rachel A. Pugh at rpugh@theweekender.com Applicants may apply between: equipment, uniforms, and more! Comforter, Shams &
Dust Ruffle for
General Manager, Weekender 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Mon – Fri. Double Bed. Green
AEP INDUSTRIES, INC. Call Brian 972-740-8051 with Pink Flowers.
Vice President of Marketing, The Times Leader $8. 570-639-2780
20 Elmwood Avenue to learn how to get started.
rpugh@timesleader.com
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BEDLINER: 89
Chevy S10, standard
DINNERWARE:
English Ironstone
RELIGIOUS ITEMS -
Hand made
WHEELS Toyota
Scion 16” steel 5 lug
HEATER/POOL,
brand new in BUS TRIPS WWE
championship
wrestling
toy
cab $30. 2000 serving for 8. Silver Rosaries, $5. wheels. Total of 4. unopened box Yankee Baseball belts $10. each
Chevy Cavalier LS Elegance Pattern. 570-829-2411 Brand new. $180 propane 100,000 Tigers 4/2, $79 Little Tikes girls pink
rear trunk spoiler, $20. 570-825-8256 570-287-1642 btu, for above Blue Jays 4/30, $79 vanity pink $25. Lit-
SILVERWARE.

CASH
black $10. Four ground pools up to Red Sox 5/14, $99 tle Tikes kitchen set
barrel carb running ELECTRIC PUMP: Rogers service for WICKER STAND 24, with manufac- & chair $30. Little
Coleman, new in 8. Lighted ceramic with spring, fall & Red Sox 5/15, $99
from Chevy motor turers warranty. Call Tikes grill $10. Dis-
$50. 3 suitcases in box. $15. Toaster Easter bunny $10. 2 winter silk flowers after 6:30 week Mets 5/21, $99 ney Princess tricy-
excellent shape Oven - Hamilton boxes assorted $10. 2 small days or any time Mets 5/22, $99 cle with adult push
$40. 570-740-1246 Beach, white. Excel- books $5. dressed angels on week ends. $699. Phillies Baseball handle $25. Chil-

FOR
lent Condition. $15. 570-675-0920 bench $5. 2 porce- 570-675-0005 dren’s shopping
Cubs 6/11, $85
BEDLINER: 89 570-472-1646 lain dressed bun- cart $10. Children’s
Chevy S10, standard TIRE: 1 Goodyear nies on wicker A’s 6/25, $85
Dirt Devil battery
Invicta P195/70R16 774 Restaurant Red Sox 6/30 $95
ANTIQUE GUNS
cab $30. 2000 LADDER: 22 foot, bench $12. 1 granny operated vacuum
wood extension. on wheel 5 hole Mets Baseball
Chevy Cavalier LS
$29. Call after 5pm. from “92 Dodge
bunny dressed on Equipment asking $10. Lego set
rear trunk spoiler, small rocker $5. Yankees 7/2, $95 (small) $5.
black $10. Four 570-287-7684. Spirit $35. 1 Jewelry Box 12”x5”
Old Shot Guns
Rifles, Swords Phillies 7/17, $85 570-239-5292
barrel carb running Goodyear Conve- $2. RESTAURANT Cardinals 7/21, $75
from Chevy motor Line up a place to live nience Spare (new)
125/80D16 3 Cara-
570-287-4994 EQUIPMENT, & Daggers,
Baseball Overnight
GET THE WORD OUT
Military Items
$50. 3 suitcases in
excellent shape in classified! van 15” wheels (5
8x12 walk in
Vintage Scopes Red Sox @ Pirates
with a Classified Ad.
$40. 570-740-1246 MOTORCYCLE hole) 4 Kelly Nava- 762 Musical cooler $2300;
6/25-6/26 $239 570-829-7130
8x8x10 walk Old Toys &
MUFFLERS: gator Gold P195 Instruments in freezer $3800; Coins Mariners @ Red Sox
BEER MEISER Chrome for Harley /75R14 with wheel 788 Stereo/TV/
7/23-7/24 $219
DANSBY 1/4 KEG
ONLY. $225.
Davidson Road
King. $25 each or
(5 hole) good
Kelly
2
Navigator
ORGAN: Hammond
Commodore Full
Pizza oven with
stones $2000; PRIVATE COLLECTOR. Yankees @ Orioles Electronics
570-283-2047 800S 195/75R14 on Performance Con- Stainless steel 570-417-9200 8/27-8/28 $209
$40 for two. DVD Player, Sam-
wheel (5 hole) good sole (walnut finish). kitchen hood Nascar At Dover
BOOKS, The Twilight 570-675-3414 sung with remote,
1 Kelly Explorer 5 pre-sets, tone $3000; Stainless
Series, 3 paper- steel pizza oven GOLF CLUBS: (4)
5/15 & 10/2 excellent condition
MUGS 2 Campbells P205/70R15 from bars, built-in Leslie
back, 1 hardcover. hood $4000; various drivers $20. $159 each Race $20. 570-675-4383
Soup Tourine Mugs truck. $35. each. speakers, automat-
One has music disc $10. Oster 2lb Bread 570-868-6772 ic rhythm. Includes bread pan rack each. 735-4824 New York City
& poster $25. for all. Machine $20. Whe- bench. $500 or best $100; 2 soup Brunch Cruise 794 Video Game
3 ARTIFICIAL HOME len small lightbar, TIRES: 4 Michelin warmers for $100; HARD BALL BAT:
INDOOR DECORA- red & blue lens $20. green x MXV4 plus
offer. 570-472-9660
2 door sandwich Easton Stealth SC 6/5, $99 Systems/Games
TOR TREES. Asking 570-675-0248 radial tires. XSE PIANO: Upright prep table $500. 900. 32 inch, 29 oz. COOKIE’S
Hardly used. $75. PS2 GAMES: Call Of
$15. each. p205/55R16 M&S acoustic piano. All equipment is TRAVELERS Duty 3 Special Edi-
VALANCES (5) PAINTINGS 2 beau- 15,000 miles on Original Ivory Keys, sold as is. For 570-283-5958 after 570-815-8330
hunter green with tiful 16x20 paintings tires, excellent con- 5pm or 570-301- tion $12. Call Of Duty
Mahogany wood. more info, call cookiestravelers.com
bullion fringe on bot- of the Sullivan Trail dition!! Tires sell 3484 anytime. World At War Final
Becker Bros. N.Y. 570-847-0873 Fronts $15. Guitar
tom, will cover 2 Coal breaker that new at Jack Deep, full sound.
single windows or 1 was a Pagnotti Williams for $189. TACKLE BOX: 786 Toys & Games Hero $10. Hitman 2
Perfect for student RESTAURANT New. $3. Skate- $10. Dance Dance
large window up to Enterprise structure each. Asking $250. or teaching studio. EQUIPMENT,
100”, has 3” pocket that stood off Exeter 570-926-5075 board. 17” x 15”. AMERICAN GIRL Revolution Extreme
$100. 883-7584 Somerset Dough New. $5. Backpack. 2 $12. Tekken Tag
for rod, asking $20 Ave,. West Pittston. DOLLS: Josefina
TOASTER: white $3. Sheeter, Model New. $3. $50.00; clothes $10 Tournament (some
for all. Call between $40. each. (2)
9am - 9pm Beautiful nostalgic Coffee machine: 766 Office CAR-100. 1 avail- 570-287-4994 each; Brown Hair scratches works
white Betty Crocker, able. $1,500 each fine) $5.
570-474-2756. paintings 16x20 of
4 cup $3.
Equipment Call for more info TENT Pop-up cloth American Girl Doll
PLAYSTATION
the Old Newcomb paintball bunker/ $35; clothes $10
Say it HERE 570-472-1646 570-498-3616. each; Bitty Baby GAMES: Spongebob
Bros Coal & Ice FILE CABINET desk- tent, never used,
in the Classifieds! buildings and coal top, 15”x18”, holds Twins blonde boy & Squarepants Super-
TRAILER HITCH with RESTAURANT $20. Huffy Micro sponge $10. Tony
570-829-7130 silos that once hanging folders,$15. girl $45 (for pair);
hardware, fits 2005- EQUIPMENT, bike, blue, $30. Hawks Pro Skater
stood at the bottom 570-655-2154 570-239-5292 clothes for twins
2008 Escape, Mer- SOMERSET TURN (some scratches
BUG GUARD of Tompkins, $15 for set; Lyndsey
cury Mariner, Mazda OVER MACHINE -
chrome like bug
guard & mirror
Pittston Paintings by
a well known
Tribute $110. To place your model SPM45, TURKEY CALLS:
Friction Slate/Glass.
Doll $90; clothes
$10 each, Molly Doll
works fine)
Crash Bandicoot 2
$5.

guards for 2004 Pittston artist $40.


CARGO COVER fits
2005-2008 Escape
ad Call Toll Free $500. VICTORY 2
door frigerator, Lists $49. Mouth $50; Carrier for bitty Cortex Strikes Back
(some scratches
Dodge Durango,
excellent condition.
each. call Jim 655
9474 email bing
& Mercury Mariner.
$50. 570-466-1214
1-800-427-8649 Model RAA2D575D,
$200 For more
calls: push/pin. $7.
Friction selling $20.
$15; American Girl
doll Jogging Stroller works fine) $5.
$35. 570-902-5244 1124.1@netzero.com PRINTER, Fax, Copi- $3.50 each. $45. All in excellent PC GAMES: Hells
information, call Kitchen (Windows
er, Scanner. 4 in 1 Call 570-287-2073 condition.
570-498-3616 Vista, XP or MAC)
548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health HP Series 2200. 570-477-1965
$15. Excellent Con-
Excellent condition
$50. 570-675-4383 776 Sporting Goods 778 Stereos/ Collect cash, not dust! dition unless noted.
Accessories Clean out your Cash or PayPal.
TYPEWRITER: BASEBALL basement, garage Take $85 for all.
Electric Smith Coro- EQUIPMENT:USED. STEREO: Technics or attic and call the 570-735-2661
na Typewriter/Work CATCHERS MITT, with 2 3 1/2” speak- Classified depart-
Processor. Very youth, Rawlings ers $50. 239-5292 ment today at 570-
Good Condition with new $25. Men’s 829-7130!
ribbons. $50. Nike tan catchers 780 Televisions/
570-788-2388 Mitt, used $15. DOLLS:
after 5:00 PM. Youth Pro Nike Accessories Four $20.
catcher leg guards, 570-825-2494
used $10. Youth SONY TV: 35” Trini-
The Greater Hazleton Health Alliance has the following 768 Personal Louisville Slugger tron. Works perfect. GAMES Are You 800
Electronics $125. 570-675-3414
outfielders glove, Smarter Than A Fifth PETS & ANIMALS
full time openings: used $10. Omaha Grader? , new,
ADDING MACHINES: Little League bat 782 Tickets sealed $12. Little
Community Relations Coordinator – Full Time Monroe 3140 $25 . (gold), used $15. Tykes snacks & 815 Dogs
Texas Instruments Call 570-868-613 CONCERT TICKETS: snow cones cart,

MT/MLT’s – Full Time & Part Time


$15. 570-779-4176
DVD PLAYER:
BASKETBALL HOOP
Portable, missing
2 tickets for
Avenged Sevenfold,
working
maker,
cone
beverage GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
Three Days Grace, dispenser, snack- AKC Registered.
Curtis, brand new screws for connect- and SevenDust. vending tubes, play First shots &
in box, includes ing backboard & cash register, a wormed. Parents on
RN’s - Full Time, Part Time & Casual remote. $20. hoop to post. $20
Section 205. Row F.
$100. 299-0324 scale, cutting premises. www.
570-472-1646 570-574-3418
(with OB, Pediatric, Med/Surg, Telemetry ELTON JOHN
boards, used 2x
$40. cash or paypal
mountainhausken-
nels.com
PRESIDIAN DIGITAL BICYCLE, Bmx Haro
Critical Care & ED experience) PHONE SYSTEM - Backtrail X1 Nyquist,
TICKETS - 2 tickets
for April 11. On right,
570-735-2661 570-746-1689
answering machine 20 x2.1 tires; 24T by stage, seats 102
& 2 portable sealed bottom 796 Wanted to Buy 796 Wanted to Buy
Nurse Practitioners – Full Time phones. $20. bracket. Ridden
& 204. $158 for both
tickets or $79 each. Merchandise Merchandise
570-675-0248 only 2 or 3 times
(with Rehab or Pediatric experience) since new & the
570-823-4572

LINEUP
WANTED
770 Photo child did not like it;
Competitive salary and excellent benefit package, including Equipment
looks new; CRMO

medical, dental, vision, 403(b) option, tuition reimbursement


seat tube & cranks.
Nice present. New
ASUCCESSFULSALE
defined contribution plan and malpractice insurance
DIGITAL CAMERA -
HP Photosmart 7.2
$249. asking $149.
570-696-1410.
INCLASSIFIED! CASH PAID 24/7
for NP/PA’s. Megapixel palm- Doyouneedmorespace? • Firearms • Gold • Silver
sized Camera w/3x BOXING BAG: Ever- A yard or garage sale
optical and 8x digital last boxing heavy
in classified • Jewelry • Coins • Tools
Candidates interested in joining our team can forward zoom. Large bag, good condition,
is the best way
their resume in confidence to: jobs@ghha.org
Screen. 2 Gig SD $42. Boxing speed • Military • Collectibles
card with minor bag with mounting tocleanoutyourclosets!
dings. $59 call Rick hardware, good
You’re in bussiness Guaranteed Highest Cash Paid!
570-283-2552 condition, $32.
Employment Applications are available for download with classified!
from our web site at www.ghha.org
570-430-4054 ($10 Bonus per gun with ad)
772 Pools & Spas TICKETS MUST
570-735-1487 DAY
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REEL: $25. SELL!! Two $200 US


POOL: Intex 4 ft pool 570-825-2494 Airways flight
Our Heart Is In Healthcare ladder $.
570-574-3418
vouchers. $300
OBO! 570-814-4643 570-472-7572 EVES
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 2011
815 Dogs 815 Dogs 906 Homes for Sale 906 Homes for Sale 906 Homes for Sale 941 Apartments/ 941 Apartments/
Unfurnished Unfurnished
SWOYERSVILLE WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St
AMERICA
KINGSTON
REALTY
FACTORYVILLE
RANCH STYLE E.Light,
WALNUT ST.
SHIH-TZU PUPPIES EXCEPTIONAL Forty Fort - Stylish
layout, duplex,
bright, 1st
floor, 2 bedrooms,

PAWS
Parents on premises
FAMILY HOME FIRST FLOOR, elevator, carpet-
Shots Current. $500. ed, Security
beautiful, quality.
Pomeranian Puppies system. Garage.
Two story, 4 bed- Kitchen with built-
$600. Call 941 Apartments/ Extra storage &
rooms, 4 bath ins, laundry,
570-401-1838 Immaculate 2 story,
Unfurnished cable TV included.
TO CONSIDER....
rooms, double car mahogany decked
stone & vinyl. Large porch, more! Laundry facilities.
attached garage,
lot on cul-de-sac.
eat-in kitchen, din-
ing room, family
3 bedrooms, 2 1/2
baths. Detached
DALLAS 2 YEAR SAME RENT
$650. + utilities. .
Heat & hot water
furnished. Fine
ENHANCE room, living room, 2nd floor, 1 bed- NO PETS/ SMOK- neighborhood.
oversized 2 car room, quiet, fridge ING/EMPLOYMENT Convenient to bus
YOUR PET central air, finished
garage with loft. and stove, off-street VERIFICATION. & stores. No
ST.
ST. BERNARD basement, Half
CLASSIFIED acre +, deck. Con-
Tile, hardwood, parking. Garbage, Services provided. pets. References.
PUPS. ACA. granite, central air.
AD ONLINE Wormed and shots veniently located sewer, water includ- AMERICA REALTY Security. Lease.
laundry/pantry & ed. No pets. $400/ 570-288-1422 No smokers
$500 each. between Clarks
large family room SUNDAY month plus lease please. $840.
Call 829-7130 570-743-8049 Summit and
HANOVER
with built in bar & 1:00PM-3:00PM and security. 570-287-0900
Tunkhannock;
fireplace on 1st Completely remod- 570-690-1003
Place your pet ad hardwood floors;
floor. $284,900. eled home with 618 FELLOWS ST
and provide us your
email address
central
retractable
awning;
vac;
deck
pristine
570-288-3256 everything new.
New kitchen, baths, DUPONT Large 2 Bedrooms,
2nd floor, appli-
KINGSTON
condition.
Doyouneedmorespace? bedrooms, tile Totally renovated ances, NEW refrig-
Like New 2 bed-
room apartment in
This will create a A yard or garage sale floors, hardwoods, 6 room apartment. erator, stove &
seller account Standard Poodle Call Shari at ERA great neighbor-
granite countertops, Partially furnished, microwave. Off
online and login Puppies, AKC Brady Associates in classified all new stainless brand new fridge/ street parking.
hood. 2nd floor.
$275,000 Call Includes new
information will be 4 Weeks Old, Vet
Checked, Dew (570) 836-3848 is the best way steel appliances, electric range, elec- Porch & Yard. Sun kitchen (with new
emailed to you from
gadzoo.com Claws Removed. or email tocleanoutyourclosets! refrigerator, stove,
microwave, dish-
tric washer & dryer. room. Available stove, dishwasher
Brand new custom April 1st. $550/ +
“The World of Pets Tails Docked, $650. sonshine@epix.net. You’re in bussiness washer, free stand- draperies, Roman utilities. Small pets
& microwave) and
4 females, 3 males. bath w/washer
Unleashed” with classified!
MOUNTAINTOP
ing shower, tub for shades, carpeting / ok. 570-357-1138
Available May 4th. dryer hookup. Hard-
two, huge deck, flooring & energy or 610-568-8363
You can then use
your account to
(570) 751-2236
SALE BY OWNER TRUCKSVILLE large yard, excellent
neighborhood
efficient furnace &
windows. 2 bed- Line up a place to live
wood throughout
with ceramic tile in
kitchen and bath.
840 Pet Services
enhance your online
ad. Post up to 6 JUST ON THE MARKET $154,900 (835.00 /
30years/ 5%)
room + large attic
loft bedroom with in classified! $695/mo + utilities
and security. No
captioned photos
of your pet
Expand your text to
570-654-1490 spacious walk-in
closet, full tiled bath
on 1st floor, Easy
KINGSTON
72 E. W alnut St.
Pets, references
required. Call Scott
include more (570)823-2431
access to I-81, 2nd floor, located in Ext. 137
information, include airport & casino, off quiet neighborhood.
your contact
LARKSVILLE
Spring Is Here street parking. No Kitchen, living
information such
as e-mail, address
phone number and
Great time to
Train Your Dog!
Puppy Basic
71 Mountain Road WILKES-BARRE smoking, No pets.
$750 + utilities &
security.
room, dining room,
sun room, bath-
room. 2 large and 1
2 bedroom, 1st floor
Just renovated.
17 year old 2 story,
or website. Obedience
Starting April 16
single family home,
Move right in this
SALE BY OWNER
199 Clearview Ave SALE BY OWNER 570-762-8265 small bedrooms,
lots of closets, built
Extra large master
bedroom, laundry
and April 17
Reasonable Rates
beautiful 3 bed-
room, 2 1/2 baths.
(Turn @ Spring Gar-
den) Classic Colo-
EXETER in linen, built in
hutch, hardwood
hookup, off street
parking, quiet
Call Mary at
570-332-4095
for more info.
Eat in kitchen with
pergo floors and
silestone counter
nial newly remod-
eled featuring ALL
NEW flooring, bath,
SENIOR APARTMENTS and carpeted
floors, fireplace,
storage room, yard,
neighborhood, no
pets. $625 + securi-
ty. Heat, hot water
222 Schooley Ave.
GERMAN SHEPHERD Shopping for a
tops, two tiered
island. Dining room,
dining room, living
room with picture Exeter, PA
w/d hookup and
stove incl. Heat and
& water included.
845-386-1011
PUPPIES, AKC new apartment?
Classified lets
family room with
fireplace, additional
window provides
fantastic views of
Accepting applica-
tions for 1 bedroom
hot water incl.
Available May 1. 1 It's that time again!
Shepherds By Fanti apartments. Quality Rent out your
great room with the Back Mt., dry- yr. lease + security
25 Yrs. Experience you compare costs - wall, refrigerator, 1 bedroom apart- $900/month apartment
cathedral ceiling.
Family Raised without hassle Finished basement bath tub, lighting, ments for ages 62 570-406-1411 with the Classifieds
Black/Tan, or worry! and older. Income
with laundry room, deck & much more. 570-829-7130
KINGSTON
Black/Red. M/F limits apply. Rent
Hasenborn-Arminus Get moving work shop and 2 bedrooms, 1 bath,

LUZERNE
eat-in kitchen, unfin- only $437 month.
570-825-5597 with classified! exercise room.
* Utilities Included Available May 1
Forced hot air fur- ished basement,
570-239-5498 * Laundry Facilities Great neighbor-
845 Pet Supplies nace, central air. brand new deck. 2nd floor, 2 bed-
* On Site hood! 2nd floor, 2
LINE UP Two car attached
garage. Extensive
single detached
garage. Located on SUNDAYS 12-3pm Management bedrooms. Large
room, Wall to wall
carpet, stove &
REPTILE TANK: 55 *Private parking
A GREAT DEAL... gallon with metal landscaping with a quiet street. Low
Taxes! This Home
54 Penn Street
Classic home, two Call for appointment
dining &
room. New bath &
family fridge included.
stand, metal mesh waterfall & private $500 month + utili-
IN CLASSIFIED! flip top lid, lamp, paver patio. 800 Is Priced Right story, 2 bedrooms,
2 bathrooms, eat-in
570-654-5733
Monday - Friday
kitchen
floors,
with tile
windows,
ties & security.
acres of state land And Will Not Last No Pets. Call
ITALIAN CANE CORSO heat pad, & décor
$100. 10 gallon with out back door.
$230,000.
At $115,000.
Shown by appoint-
kitchen, dining
room, office/study,
8am-11am. Equal
Housing Opportunity
carpet & appliances
including washer &
570-406-2789
Mastiff Puppies metal mesh lid, cave
Call 570-417-9162 ment only living room, utility dryer. Includes
ICCF Registered.
Sire over 200 lbs.
& water bowl $40.
570-474-0154 after 9AM to set up call 570-604-7780 room, radiator heat, AMERICA garage. No pets /
window units, unfin- smoking. $675.
Blue & blue fawn. an appointment or
West Wyoming ished basement, REALTY CO. Some utilities includ-
Vet Checked email
570-617-4880 whritzak@aol.com
TOYTOWN
12 Watson Street
Renovated; oak
flooring; ceiling fans;
fenced yard; appli-
RENTALS
FORTY FORT
ed.
deposit.
Lease
After
p.m., 570-814-6714
&
6
Immediate personal
PARSONS / WB 3 bedroom Ranch. ances; window cov-
erings. Close to Mall
Call for 1, 2,
Bedrooms or other.
care openings in
Myers Manor
3 bedroom, quiet Corner, double lot,
KINGSTON
Over 30 years and Anderson
neighborhood. Off central air, all & Home Depot. managed service Personal Care
900 street parking, large hardwood floors.
$118,000.
$85,900
Call (570)970-8065
provided. NO Facility on the
LAB PUPS
fenced yard. Fully PETS/SMOKING /2
REAL ESTATE insulated. Low heat Call 570-693-4451 or email YEAR SAME RENT,
Wesley Village
aleta59@msn.com. Campus
8 weeks old, FOR SALE bills. Move in ready.
$72,000
EMPLOYMENT VER-
A variety of
wormed. Yellows Need to rent that IFICATION/APPLICA-
$350 each. Blacks Call (570) 262-4400 TION REQUIRED. accommodations
Vacation property?
$250. each. 906 Homes for Sale Details call available! Meals,
570-836-1090 To place your Place an ad and
get started!
570-288-1422
Bring Rover or Kitty
& move right in this housekeeping,

POMERANIANS
Having trouble
paying your mort- ad call...829-7130 WILKES-BARRE 570-829-7130 second floor, 2
bedroom. Off street
laundry and trans-
portation included.
AKC, 11 weeks, gage? Falling MINERS MILLS parking, coin Call (570) 655-2891
Champion blood- behind on your 29 W. Beatty St. 912 Lots & Acreage laundry,great loca- or visit us online at
line. 1st & 2nd payments? You Lovely 2 story re- tion. $600/month + www.
may get mail from
Shots & wormed. modeled home in DALLAS security, heat & unitedmethodist
Vet checked. people who promise very good condi- Goodleigh Manor
GLEN LYON electric. 262-1577 homes.org.

PLAINS
$300 to $400. to forestall your tion. Laminate and 2 acre leveled lot at
570-864-2643 foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
tile flooring through-
out. 16x20 great
very top of moun-
tain. Spectacular 1/2 DOUBLE KINGSTON PITTSTON
SHIBA INU MALE them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
Nicely maintained
home. 3 bed-
room addition with
cathedral ceilings
view (lot# 21) drive-
way enters from
2 bedroom, washer,
dryer, stove &
Newly remodeled,
2nd floor 2 bed-
2 APARTMENTS
Off street parking,
neutered good with the nation’s con- rooms, full bath and recessed light- Tulla Drive. room, 1 1/2 bath. All on site laundry.
kids, cats & other sumer protection with shower, pri- refrigerator includ- appliances included. Deck/porch. Tenant
ing. Quiet neighbor- Construction of ed. $350 month.
dogs. 1 year old, agency. Call 1-877- vate driveway with hood. Appliances home required by Washer & dryer. pays electric, trash
can’t keep. Bought FTC-HELP or click 1 car garage, Sewage included. Central air. Off & water/sewage.
included in sale. Michael Dombroski.
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for $850 will sell for on ftc.gov. A mes- Appliances No pets. muench street parking. $675 3 bedroom $695.
$62,000 Restricted clifford@yahoo.com
$500. I have original sage from The included 570-885-3664 Covenants Apply. + utilities. No pets. 2 bedroom $575.
papers from breed- Times Leader and $76,000 570-735-2207 Call 570-287-9631 Security required.
Call 570-406-5128
er.l 570-996-7188 the FTC. Call 570-655-9722 or 570-696-3936 (570) 881-1747
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TUNKHANNOCK Very roomy bi-level tion being built on spec. Buyer can with open floor plan. Lot’s of room
situated on open and level 2.9 acre TUNKHANNOCK - Spacious town- make changes or choose finish TUNKHANNOCK - Ranch home, cov- for entertaining. Finished basement
lot. Large living room and family home with view of the mountains. if purchased prior to completion. ered side porch, wood floors through- with wet bar. Nicely landscaped,
room. 3 bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths. Buyer can choose finish if purchased Fireplace optional. Beautiful out. Attached 1 car garage, full deck, patio and a 20x40 pole barn.
Nice deck overlooking backyard. prior to completion. view. Convenient location. basement,central air. All on level lot. A must See!
$179,900 (MLS#11-1000) $210,000 (MLS#11-108) $359,000 (MLS#11-106) $103,000 (MLS#10-6249) $385,000 (MLS#10-3481)

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TUNKHANNOCK - Extraordinary ranch


home in private country setting. Open NOXEN - Comfy, cozy cape cod – ready
floor plan. Beautiful views of the End- TUNKHANNOCK - Large brick 2-story to move into – 4 bedrooms, heated
TUNKHANNOCK - Move right into located in the historic district of sunroom, heated 2 car garage, stone
this 1 1/2 story home nestled in the less Mountains. Fenced yard, 23x13
enclosed porch, 16x6 front porch, large Tunkhannock. Large deck, enclosed TUNKHANNOCK - Fully rented 6 unit patio for BBQS, front porch for rockers,
woods situated on 5.63 acres. 3 private deck, 32x45 room currently used porch, fenced yard, perennial apartment building in convenient comes with all appliances and washer
bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, 2 as a library could be family room or gardens, covered front porch and location. Excellent opportunity for a & dryer. Monroe Twp. – Tunkhannock
car detached garage. in-law apartment. A Must See! possible 4th bedroom on 1st floor. positive cash flow. Schools – Come to the country!
$215,000 (MLS#11-163) $279,500 (MLS#10-2645) $158,000 (MLS#10-2045) $325,000 (MLS#10-5490) $147,000 (MLS#11-583)

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TUNKHANNOCK - This 4,400 sq. ft. cent French Provincial Home in Eaton
MONTROSE - Nice ranch w/natural Hills Development. Impressive 2-story
maple cabinets, remodeled kitchen TUNKHANNOCK - Move-in condition. steel frame commercial building set
on over 2 acres provides an excel- foyer with Italian marble floors. Stunning
TUNKHANNOCK - Charming 4 bed- and bath, replacement windows, new 3 bedroom ranch home with 2 car kitchen with impressive center island,
room 2 story located on the big lake roof, gutters, furnace, well and electric detached garage. Freshly painted, lent opportunity for business. Variety
granite counter tops and stainless appli-
at Lake Carey. Beautiful views and service. Paved driveway, 2 car and new carpet and vinyl. Partially finished of uses. Plenty of space for tractor ances. Breathtaking views of the
lake frontage. A must see! 1 car detached garage. A must see. basement. A must see! trailer turn around. Public utilities. Endless Mountains.
$425,000 (MLS#11-1011) $133,500 (MLS#10-2263) $114,500 10-6023 $275,000 (MLS#11-1004) $550,000 (MLS#10-214)

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